9.Simmons

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Keep making everything he says go to far. For example,

"Hey West, have you seen my tool box?"

"No, but you know how the tools are made out of medal? I think maybe they tried to shape themselves into a sex toy. Maybe you should go and see Grif, or on second thought, maybe you shouldn't. And you know how they came into this world? A big freaking bang, or how some people may see it, Adam and Eve having sex every 4 seconds to try to give birth to the human race, so they can pleasure God on building their own civilization that would one day be destroyed when a force called the insurrection, and then later on hit buy the covenant, just before the war before was over. And that made everybody else living on different planets panic and try to procreate the human race that was lost on Earth, so I think you should go ask Sarge."

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