Tell him stories that ARNT true. For example:
"HEY CHURCH!"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT WEST?"
"Oh shut up. I thought of this story that Texas once told me."
"Oh uh."
"NO SERIOUSLEY!"
"Fine whatever. Make it quick."
"Ok, it's about an old freelancer Texas was once with, and it's why she's so bitchy all the time."
"..."
"FLIP YOU!"
ESTÁS LEYENDO
101 Ways To Annoy Red vs Blue
Teen FictionThis is a book on ways you can annoy anyone and everyone of Red vs Blue, also including Project Freelancers. I TAKE REQUESTS!
