Day 38 at Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

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Mei's pov

Today is the day.... drums roll*

...The day...

...The day...

Where I shall die....

In the hand of...

A PAPER...

Nagisa: Umm... Ariana-san, is not a paper... its a test...

Mei: you just interupted my colest scene and drop the formalities!

Nagisa: sweatdrop*

Kayano: well, have you study yourself at home?

Mei: u-uh... yeah?

Le Flashback...

Yuki: ARE YOU GOING TO STUDY FOR THE TEST!?

Mei: nosebleed* uhuehuehuehuehue....

Yuki: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!?

I ran towards the kitchen and break some stuff...

Yuki: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Mei: WHY!? WHY DOES NEJI HAVE TO DIEEEEEEE? WHYYYY!!!!

Yuki: ARRRRGHHHH!!! CAN YOU JUST BE QUIET!?

Mei: sobs* Sing me a lullaby...

Yuki: heh? 'Is she drunk?'

Mei: SING!

Yuki: 'Yep, she is' okay, Go to sleep...

A few seconds later...

Yuki: Now...sleep...

Mei: ......Pathetic

Yuki: irk mark* I'LL KILL YOU!! Punch me*

Flashback ends...

Mei: well, how about a..... no?

Everyone: facepalm*

Mei: lets just said... I'll die in a moment of time

After test (Yuki time skip the time because she was bored)...

Koro-sensei: okay, here is the test! I'm so proud of you, Mei-san! You got all top in all subject!!

Everyone: widen eyes* H-HOW!!?

Mei: YIPPEEEEE!!! eyes sparkle*

Karma: bangs hand to his desk* WHATTTT!?

Koro-sensei: yes! She is the number one student-

Karma: I can't accept this! How..

Koro-sensei: I mean she is number one from the back...

Mei: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU MOTHERFUCKER OCTOPUSSY PERVERT YELLOW HEAD BLOB ASSHOLE DICK BITCH!!! Pulls out a gun amd shoot him*

Everyone: Laugh*

Karma: so...who is the first one?

Koro-sensei: is MEI ARIANA!!!

Everyone: akward silent*

Mei: I don't know if I should be happy or not?

Koro-sensei: well...she is the first one brcause she got all 100% in all subject... but... she Cheated!! So she is still the lowest and the highest!

Mei: What!? How can I cheat?

Koro-sensei: YOU ARE USING A ROLL PENCIL!!!

Isogai: HOW CAN A PENCIL MAKE ALL THE ANSWERS RIGHT!?

Mei: it's not an ordinary pencil... it's a pencil that I took from someone...secretly...

Everyone: sweatdrop*

In KNB world...

Midorima: Has anyone see my roll pencil, nanodayo?

Takao: ah! It's just a pencil Mido-chan! Don't worry!

Midorima: that pencil is special, nanodayo! It can help me whenever I need a help when it comes to a test, nanodayo! And it has been almost a month!

Takao: sweatdrop*

Back to Mei...

Mei: now... now... so?

Koro-sensei: oh yes! Next week, we will have a sport contest! Girls joins the basketball competition and the boys join the baseball competition!

Mei: 'This is the time, I'll show my basketball KNB SEIRIN TEAMM!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAAAHHHH!!!'

Yuki: STOP SCREAMING! MY EARS ARE GOING TO BLEED!! Oh, they are already bleeding...

Mei: yeah!

Yuki: ....U.G.L.Y...

Mei: SHUT UP!!

Mei: Hey! Can I join the baseball team?

Everyone look at me if I was crazy.

Kayano: but, you are a girl... You can't join the baseball competition

Mei: Hey! I just trasgender, yesterday so that makes me a boy!

Karma: then why are you still going to the girls bathroom?

All the girls started screaming and yelling my name. Wow... I didn't know that they will believe it.

Mei: hmmm... because I'm half girl and half boy

Everyone looked shock at me even Koro-sensei. I look back at them dumbfounded.

Mei: are you seriously going to trust that thing? It was a joke! I'm actually... a monster!

Everyone sweatdrop at me and ignore me as they talk again about the competition.

Mei: I decided! I'll join Both!

Nagisa: how?

Mei: smirk* Wig... not an ordianary wig...

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