Day 71 at One Punch Man

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Mei's pov

Mei: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG--

Shiro: shut up

Genos: Intruder. Who are you. People who destroy Sensei's house, shall be eliminate. *prepares to shoot*

Wait... Destroy Sensei's house?

(Note: They're still in the car)

Shiro: looks up to see a hole in the roof* Did we just fell from the sky?

Saitama: ...my house...Why does my house have the charm to be destroyed...?

Midori: Lets go out first so we can talk with them

Mei: Wait! Where the Hell is Yuki!?

Genos: You mean the white haired girl? After she sees us, she dissapeared leaving a note for you guys. Gives the note*

Mei: Reads it* Dear Ugly Mei and the others, I DON'T FUC*ING NOW WHERE WE ARE SO I WENT BACK TO MEI'S HEAD. GOOD LUCK!I HOPE YOU DIE!

Saitama: drinking a juice* That's what she said.

Everyone: silence*

Mei: claps* Fabulous writing

Genos: Wait... Who are you People?

Shiro: Yeah! And who are you... uh... Robot Guy and Bald Guy?

Saitama: sulks* bald... I used to have hair, y'know!!

Shiro: 'used'!

Mei: Okay, I'm Mei! This is Shiro and this is Midori! You're Saitama and Genos, right? You're so cool!!

Genos: Where do you come from?

Mei: thumbs up* Neverland

Shiro: seriously?

Genos: where's that?

Mei: Somewhere faaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr aaaaawwwwwaaaaaaayyyyy...

Our conversation was cut off with a loud screaming noise as we look outside to see a giant Snake attacking the city.

Saitama: Enemy!

Genos: Lets go, Sensei!

Mei: Lets go, Shiro! Midori! Runs out*

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Snake Monster: Who are you, Bastards!? Don't try to interupt my plan! I will shoot you down with my fangs!

Mei: well, You interupt our conversation!

Snake Monster: Gyahahahaha! If you're trying to stop me, just give up! Try to touch me, You will ge--

Saitama: punch the snake*

Mei & Shiro & Midori: Mother of God...

Genos: smirks with a proud face*

Mei: Oi... Why do you look so proud?

Genos: nothing. Sensei! Are you okay?

Snake Monster: cough* such power... W-Who are you?

Saitama: Just an average guy who serves as an average hero

Mei: Oh....!!!!! Saitama! Please take me as a student!

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😇😇😇😇

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Shiro & Midori: EHHHHHHH!!!???

Shiro: what do you mean by student!?

Midori: If Lady Mei wants to, I shall follow her beauty anywhere she go!

Shiro: HAH!?

Saitama: NO

Mei: eh why???

Genos: Because he already have me

Mei & Shiro: gets the wrong idea* I will support you!

Midori: -_-

Saitama: well... we have to go, there's another monster. Runs*

Genos: Hai.

Mei: ......ahh....

Yuki: pops out* wow! What destruction did you made this time, Mei?

Mei: chokes her* You damn God! This is all because of yoooouuuu!!

Yuki: STOP! I need air!

Shiro: Yeah, because of you driving without license!

Midori: Lady Mei please stop choking Ms. Yuki

Mei: why do I have to hear it from you, Mossy head?

Yuki: turns blue and kicks Mei away* Ha! Finally! By the way, follow me! Lets go to the...

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Shiro: the?

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Mei: the...?

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Midori: the......?

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Yuki: manly face* The Hero Test

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Shiro: ... EHHHH!?

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Mei: OOHH! LETS GO!

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Midori: ...

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Ah! I don't have any idea what I'm writing so this chapter isn't funny! Sorry! And this story is a bit short! Double Sorry! I'm busy! Triple sorry!

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