Day 95 at Attack on Titan

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Third's pov

Mei: Holy sh*t!

Midori: Miss Mei! Are you okay!?

Mei: My amazing heart is not okay!

Midori: *wide eyes* WHAT!? we have to heal you! This is dangerous!

Mei: No! I m--

Eren: huh? Who are you people? You guys should have been in the safe zone right now! Get out of here!

Midori: glares* How dare you speak to a lady like th--

Mei: the safe zone or the bone zone? *wink wink*

Midori: .........Anyway! How dare you!

Eren: Lady what!? I don't give a fuck about who is who! You guys should be getting out of here! Argh!

A big hand grabbed Eren as he was pulled up, Mei's eyes widen while Midori looked amused at the sight.

Eren: Damn you! Let me go! I will kill every last one of you!

Mei: Midori! Save him!

Midori: ....

Mei: Oi! Mossy head!

Midori: .... *twitch*

Mei: Pervert! Flirty! Playboy! Slime! Oi! Girly hair! Nature freak!

Midori: flinch* ....

Mei: Sh*t! I'm out of idea! Oi! Slaps Midori*

Eren & Titan-san: *watches both of them*

Midori: ....Beautiful

Mei: what? Oi! I need you to save--

Midori looked up straight at the titan with eyes full of admiration and.... Love.

Wait...what?

Midori: such an extraordinary creature. Big eyes, giant mouth that can cover up almost everything, beautifully naked--

Mei: Oi Oi Oi!

Titan-san: *shivers*

Eren: I don't know what you're talking about but you kinda remind me of someone! *glares at the titan* Let Go!

Midori: very beautiful indeed! unfortunately Miss Mei wanted me to kill you and save that brat. Don't worry, you still got friends like you, right?

Titan-san: *nods slowly*

Mei: Woah...He knows our language....

Eren: Oi! I'm needing some helping hand here!

All of a sudden, Shiro appeared beside Mei while holding a Titan's arm. Eren widened at the strength he had.

Eren: I don't mean that 'hand'!!

Shiro: Guess, this is a junk then

Midori: wait! Give it to me! I'll put it right beside my bedroom as a decorations!

Mei: WTF!? Shiro, where were you? Midori, fuck*ng kill that Titan already and save Eren!

Shiro: I was from there and I met this big guy like him and basically killed him, took his arm off and bring it here cause I got a feeling that someone *glances at Midori* might like it

Midori pouted at the request but did it anyways. He jumped high and punched the Titan's face causing it to let go of Eren as he fell down.

The Titan went straight into a building and fell down. His face was all bloody and has a broken nose. With a finishing blow, Midori punched the face again only to create a big hole with suprised Mei. Eren widened his eyes at the sudden strength. He met 2 strong guys that killed the Titans in a single blow.

Eren: w-who are you people?

Mei: I'm the Ama--

Shiro: Weird Mei Ariana. Btw the name is Shiro

Mei: Hey! That's rude, Asshole!

Midori: My name is Midori!

Eren: Thank you for saving my life. My name is Eren Yaegar from the Survey Corps.

Armin: EREN!!! *hugs him*

Eren: Woah! Armin!

Mei: oh my god!!! Love it! Oh yes! Fu*king beautiful!

Shiro: *disgusted* So Gay...

Midori: *looks around for titan*

Armin: I was so worried--

Shiro: ugh...gay

Mei: kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Author make them kiss, please for a love of God!

Eren: yeah yeah! I'm fine, thanks to this guys!

Armin: Oh! Hi, I'm Armin Arlert from Survey Corps! Thank you so much for saving my friend!

Shiro: no problem

Armin: we should go back, Captain Levi is waiting for us

Hearing the name, everyone was sure enough that they heard a squeal from somewhere but didn't find out who it was.

Looking at the two outsiders, Eren smiled.

Eren: You guys should join with us. Both of you are strong, I'm sure Captain Levi will let you guys in

Shiro: sure

Mei: of course!

As Shiro and Mei followed, Shiro decided to ask a few questions about this world in a quiet voice.

Mei: Okay, so basically... it's an apocalypse, where titans appeared out of nowhere and crash the party so the party build a wall to keep the titan out but the Titans are strong so they break in and crash the party again and they eat humans. The Titans look like humans, but they look a bit weird like mutated humans.

Shiro: OK,  I don't get with the 'party' thing but if they look like humans, where's the di**s and vag***s

Mei: Great question! Basically, I don't know and I don't want to know

Shiro: Great, so who is this Captain Levi?

Mei: He's the ikemen

Shiro: ikemen?

Mei: Yeah, Eren is the Uke

Shiro: .....you know I'm a guy, right? It's weird to talk BL infront of a guy

Mei: let me check the inside of your fu*king pants to see if you're truly a guy or a girl and I don't give fu*k if I'm talking to a guy or girl this is my way of talking!

Shiro: ....

Armin: Oi! Hurry up! We're almost there!

Mei: we're coming! *looks at Shiro* wait...where's Mossy guy!?

Shiro: I don't know, he said something about going to meet some titans  and stuff and just left

Mei: WTF!? Are you serious!? He's gonna die, Idiot!

Shiro: It's gonna be alright. We should worry about the Titans not him

Somewhere beyond the wall...

Titans: running towards Midori*

Midori: YES! Come to me, you big babies! Come to your MAMA! I will give you loves! Such an outstanding creatures!

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