Day 41 at Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

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Mei Pov

I woke up ans get ready and saw Yuki in stress mode in the floor. What happen?

Mei: Oi! Yuki, are you still alive?

Yuki: Mei! Help me!

Mei: whut?

Yuki: well, I did past the 'first one' and now this is the stupid assh*** motherfuck** second one

Mei: what is it?

Yuki: what do you call a bird that can make people angry?

Mei: stupid bird?

Yuki: its....
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FLAAAAAPPPPYYY BIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDD #$!/^#*$&($!!!!!!!!!!!! And I have to get at least 500 for a mere god that's impossible!

Mei: (I'm)possible but wow I also lose at that game and make mw rage everyday. There's also when I play that game and lose, I throw my cellphone out of the window

Yuki: first, since when did you think positive?

Mei: men's voice* Since a second ago...

Yuki: ...get out and get to school while I play this flappy birdie thing

Mei: kay

Yuki: plays the flappy bird* Fuck*** '1 point!' Asshole '3 point' dic* '6 points' stupid '10 points and died* ....ARRRGGHHH!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE PIPE!!!

Lets say Yuki got stressed out and she's on a crazy mode...

Lezzz time skippuu....still Mei's pov

I should make a big entrance because I'm going to meet fatty (Takaoka) and I'm late.

I was thinking a big entrance when sudenlly, I bumped to someone. I look up to see...

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Gasp*

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Mei: what are you doing here, Asano?

Asano: who are you? And how did you know my name?

Mei: I know everything, anyone, anywhere, and everyday. Oh and yes, I'm the 'genius' that now in class 3-E

Asano: smirks* genius in 'cheating' I-

Mei: bye! Run off*

Asano: glares*

Mei: stuck out my tongue*

Then I run like 'the speed of light' and didn't know I was already in class... by breaking the window...

Thirds pov

Everyone: 'USE THE DAMN DOOR!!!'

Karma: Didn't know the pipsqueak is still alive

Mei: Of course I AM, Mr. Oh so genius all red sadist man... or should I said Girl?

Karma: You....-

Koro-sensei: okay, stop! And Mei-san, why are you late?

Mei: because, I just on my dream land playing with unicorns and pony... then sudenlly a truck crash me and I died while hugging the unicorn and then I wake up finding an alarm ringing then smash it

Everyone: sweatdrop*

Koro-sensei: hehehe~ well, Mei-san, I haven't see you trying to assasinate me

Mei: Smirks* because I already have...

Koro-sensei: eh?

Mei: look up

Koro-sensei: looks up and saw a bucket of water fell on top of him* NUUYAAAA!!!

Manga chapter 28 (If I remember) is the day when Koro-sensei show his weakness on water.

Mei: and... pulls out a gun* die! Shoot him*

Koro-sensei: dissapears* not so fast, Mei-san...

Mei: tch!

Karma: Ohhhh~ is little puppy gonna cry?

Mei: irk mark* Shut up!

Karma: hands up* okay

Koro-sensei: Oh yeah! Everyone! Today, we have a new teacher and he's replacing Karasuma Sensei for 2 or 4 days

Mei: 'Fatty... Fatty.... Fatty.... Fatty....Fatty....fatty....Fatty....Fatty..'

Takaoka: Hello! I'm your new sensei! Takaoka! Nice to meet you all! Smiles*

Mei: FATTY!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: looks at me*

Mei: ups! Hehehe

At the other side...

Yuki: Why do I feel like Mei is going to have a bad time?.... Maybe I should check her... I mean later after I finish THIS!!!! Dies at 40* ...Fu** please!!!!

Back to Mei...

Mei: points at Takaoka* Imah gonna hate you for a bery bery long time! Takao-ka!

WHY DOES HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE TAKAO!? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

Mei: and you're not Takao! I love Takao and I hate you.... MUAHAHAHAHA!

at the other side...

Yuki: nah! I think she is fine...

















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