Slenderman: *on jail bed sleeping*
Cop: wake up faggot
Slenderman: *wakes up*
Cop: someone is writing an autobiography about you and the book has 100 views
Slenderman: OMGAH I CRI EVRY TIM IM SO HAPPY
Cop: HERE WE HAVE OUR WINNER GUYS PLEASE WELCOME SLENDERMAN
Slenderman: OMGAH THANK YOU ALL *walks down the dirty carpet*
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Slenderman problems
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