Slenderman problems

Sassy

Slenderman p.o.v
Did
He
Just
Hit
Me
The all might slenderman
I heard derzilla cocaine say ''oh no he didn't''

Which I can't argue with

He just started war
He will regret this
I slapped shrek with all my might with my tentacles

Derzilla cocaine p.o.v
I watched as the fight continue
Shrek was tanky asf
I got my popcorn out and started eating

3rd person
Slenderman knew he isn't found damage to shrek so only one thing came to mind
It was to

EAT ZA ONIONS
as he was reaching to the onion shrek body slammed him like John cena
Derilla cocaine knew what was slendermans plan so he went with it while shrek was busy with slenderman he went and took the onion
He tossed it to slenderman and he ate it and that was when the all might shrek got mad he had demonic red eyes and shit he kept hitting slenderman slenderman cowered in fear until it was time to tell shrek the truth slenderman screamed ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
Shrek was confused until slenderman started to explain ''I literally don't have a fuckin mouth how did u not realize it's down my shirt chill bitch'' shrek stop there dumbfounded
He apologized to slenderman and then flew away while rainbows are coming out of his ass slenderman said that NIGGAH gay as hell

Slenderman started crying because he didn't want it to be a prank but he Dosent have a mouth so it all went south he then said nice shirt fuck it just kill me