Slenderman problems

The return

Slenderman pov
It's been weeks
Let me rephrase that
I mean
MONTHS
since I saw shrek
I'm starting to get worried about that bitch
Drezilla still being drezilla cocaine
Cops never came back
Everything was chill
Until
Shrek came back
I didn't know how to act
Is this what you call
love?
(Fuckin CRINGY asf or cliché)
Shrek came close to slenderman
He told him
I love you
Slenderman was shook
Shrek came close to his face to kiss him
But
DREZILLA COCAINE STRIKES BACK
HE CAME AND HE NINJA KICKED SHREKS ASS
Shrek groaned in pain and said
You little dumb shit
I wasn't going to kiss him
He Dosent even have lips
I don't even know how he heard me
I hate slenderman
He can't even see my face
Drezilla stood shooked
He turned around to look at me
And he laughed

All I wanted to do was hang myself
I cri evry tim
I can't even find love
I felt something wet dripping down my face
am I
TEARING?
I said out loud
But shrek told me
You dumb fuck it's raining
Bitxh you thought
AHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

Shrek said that
I started crying eternally