Vincent Father! x infant reader one shots!

The Walking Eggplants

Vincent picked up the phone, "hey Shorty" a smooth voice rang from the phone. Vincent groaned, It was Richard, his older brother. "Hey Dick." Vincent grumbled, "Why hasn't my own brother, tell me about my own niece?" Richard asked annoyed. "Maybe because i was busy." Vincent stated. "Or maybe you like enjoying time with a fucking brat, instead with your own family." Richard replied sickly sweet.

 Vincent sighed and answered "What the fuck do you want?" "excuse me?" Vincent angrily sighed before asking" I said what the FUCK do you want?" there was a moment of silence before Vince got his answer. "I'm coming over to see this fucking brat. Oliver is coming along too." Vincent growled and answered "Fuck no! one my father-in-law is here, two Mahogany doesn't like you, and three.." Vincent cupped his hand and lowered his voice to a whisper before adding."The fact we murder children, how the fuck do i know i'm not going to find my kid dead  if you guys visit."

 there was silence on the other end before a small voice piped up."He does have a point, why not give the kid a chance? who knows, she might turn out to be like us." Vincent winced at the thought, before grinning darkly " Oliver , be a dear and SHUT THE FUCK UP."There was a sound of thwack before Richard soon replied" hey we're coming over whenever the fuck you like it or not. and i'm going to personally see this Fuck for myself. Be fucking lucky i spared you when you were just fucking born!" the phone hung up leaving Vince gritting his teeth. it had been two more months since Robert moved in, and (y/n) had taken her first steps, so she was more mobile than ever. there was a small squeak behind Vincent and he turned around to see a slightly frightened (y/n). Vince looked in the mirror and realized that his eyes had turned black. 

"hey sorry baby, did daddy scare you?" Vincent picked up (y/n) and hugged her. Mahogany walked in "what was that call for?" she asked and Vincent shook his head "My brothers are coming over." Mahogany's face turned red as a tomato, before shrieking"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? DID YOU TELL THEM THEY'RE NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE?" Vincent nodded his head and replied"Yeah i told them but Richard being the fucking dick he is is going to come over whenever we like it or not." 

Robert had just descended the stairs when he heard the argument ensue. "at least he gave me a fucking warning this time." Vincent chuckled. "well if they're coming over, (y/n) shouldn't be here." Robert solemnly told the parents. "that's the exact reason they're coming over." Vincent stated"to see (y/n)." Robert froze. "did they say when they're coming over?" Mahogany asked taking (y/n) from Vincent's arms and clutching her tightly in them. "They never say when they're coming." Vincent told Mahogany, "It can happen anytime though, it could be three hours or even days; i know.." there was loud knocking at the door. Robert slowly opened the door revealing to purple men one was taller than the other, one obviously bald and the other having short big hair."Well hello Robert~. hey Vinny!" the tall man purred."hello Richard." Vincent replied flatly. 

TO BE CONTINUED DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! and a wild cliffhanger appears!