Vincent Father! x infant reader one shots!

Grampa vs Daddy FIGHT!

Vincent and (y/n) arrived home muddy as can be after a couple days from Scott's death. "where the hell have you two been?" Mahogany asked crossing her arms at the kitchen entrance. "didn't you receive any of my calls?" Vincent asked slyly. " no, my phone has been dead for the last two hours. so what did you two do?" Mahogany replied. "Daddy went to Mikey's barbecue! and i got to play with baby and Mikey junior!" (y/n) replied excitedly before falling on her butt with an oof. "Baby and Mikey Junior?" Mahogany questioned. "Yeah, didn't Doll tell you either? wow, Hun you need to come out more often." Vincent huffed. "explain the mud thats on her 60 dollar dress." Mahogany growled.

"Daddy wrestled with Mikey Junior's dad, i joined in and so did baby and Mikey junior!" Mahogany face palmed before shaking her head and walked over to the two muddy eggplants. "how about my little purple bunny go and get ready for a bubble bath!" (y/n) squealed and ran upstairs to get ready for her bath. on the way she bumped into Robert who was heading down the stairs. "oh hey! why is my little bunny covered in mud?" Robert soon looked at Vincent who was also covered in mud. " Daddy apparently decided to wrestle Mike in mud and so did (y/n) and baby and Mikey junior." Mahogany replied in her baby voice. 

"Oh you mean, Mike and August? you met them at the dinner party yesterday." Mahogany looked back at Vincent who was giving that 'oh shit' smile. "Really, in her Sunday clothes." Mahogany said annoyed to her purple mate. Robert shook his head, "next time put her in her play clothes, not in her good clothes please. thats the 30th good dress i had to do good scrubbing on." Vincent went into the kitchen and grabbed a glass of water. "she is growing up way too fast." Vincent sighed and chugged on the glass.

 Mahogany softly grinned and hugged her purple husband " i agree, (y/n)! you need to stop growing." a small purple head wrapped in a towel poked into the entrance "why? i want to be bigger, not smaller." (y/n) got picked up by her Grandpa and headed upstairs for her bath. Mahogany and Vince chuckled in unison, Vince surprised his wife with a kiss before asking in a loud voice"Hey Rob? can you keep (y/n) busy for a bit?" there was silence until a loud voice responded " well i already am! why?". "grown up stuff." Vince replied giving his wife the most pervy smile he could muster. there was more silence then came a small reply from a small voice " What grown up stuff?" 

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Robert sat in the living room with (y/n) while the parents were upstairs 'busy' ( i know what all of you are thinking ;D ) when (y/n) asked " where did i come from?" Robert paused for a moment and sat in thought before replying "You came from heaven, that and when you did; you lived in your mother's belly for a while before you came out." (y/n) looked back at the cartoon before turning back around and asking "how are babies made?" Robert sighed and quickly replied "thats something between mommy, daddy, and you."

 (y/n) frowned and then grinned when she noticed her father and mother walk down the stairs. "i go outside now okay?" (y/n) turned to her grand father and smiled before walking to the kitchen to the entrance to the back yard. Vincent smiled at his little one before receiving a glare from Robert. "it couldn't wait till her bedtime?" Vincent smugly grinned and answered "yeah, couldn't really wait." Robert shook his head and turned off the television, then turned back to Vince."Sometimes you make me want to strangle the purple out of you."

 the walking eggplant was about to say a comeback when both of the men heard Mahogany ask "(y/n) what are you doing?" Vincent and Robert both watched (y/n) hold a running hose on a pile of dirt. "i was making mud for daddy and grampa!" Vincent crossed his arms and grinned "and why would you do that?" Robert asked the little eggplant. "because you and daddy fight alot, so i made mud so you two can wrestle." the little purple tot replied. "why not make use of it? hey we can settle our dispute right here." Vincent turned to the old man frowning at him. "i'm not going in there." Robert simply replied.

 "what, are you afraid i'll wreck your hips old man?" Vincent slyly grinned. Robert snapped his head in Vincent's direction. "It's time someone taught you a thing or two about some god damn manners!" Robert yelled before pushing the now surprised purple man into the large mud puddle. Robert took off his jacket and jumped in after him. "GOD DAMN IT MY BACK!" Robert put his hand on his back and stood up. "what need your cane gramps?" Vincent mocked. "yeah, so i can beat that smug look off of that face of yours!" Robert pushed him into the mud and (y/n) squealed in laughter. 

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Vincent was tucking in (y/n) after the dirty brawl with Robert, (y/n) yawned and Vince put on her night-light. "daddy? how are babies made?" (y/n) asked sleepily. Vincent paused, then grinned as he told her "Babies are made when a mommy and daddy  hug and kiss each other. and only when they are grown ups." (y/n) looked at him in confusion "why daddy?" Vincent's eyes went dark, "because if you kiss or hug any boy i'll hurt them." Vincent's eyes went back to normal before giving her a kiss on her forehead and leaving the room. "that means he might hurt Mikey junior because i kissed him." (y/n) muttered to herself before closing her eyes and falling asleep.