Vincent Father! x infant reader one shots!

The Walking Eggplants Part 2

"Well hey there Brother." Richard smoothly said as he walked in the door, "So Vinny~ where's the brat?" Vincent was silent until Oliver piped up "Is it the purple baby your wife is holding?" "No shit Sherlock" Vincent growled as Oliver trotted over and picked up little (y/n) and cooed to her. "what the fuck? the brat's fucking purple." Richard grinned and swooped the baby out of Oliver's arms"What's the shit's name?" Mahogany snatched (y/n) out of Richard's arms before replying "it's (y/n)." Richard frowned before sitting down on the couch. Oliver did the same when Richard made a 'sit' motion. for a while there was an awkward silence. "so uh, how are you boys doing?" Robert asked.

 "Fine, Oliver and I got a job at separate Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria." Richard grinned nodding at Oliver who pulled out a hat reading "Night Guard" and placing it on Richard's head. "Dat!" (y/n) suddenly shrieked noticing the hat on Richard's head that look exactly like her dad's." That's Uncle's hat." Mahogany told (y/n) in a babyish tone. " DAT!!" (y/n) Shouted pointing at Richard, Richard looked around himself and went "I'm Uncle Ricky." (y/n) was gingerly handed to Richard and immediately played with his hat. "alright so it's obvious it can talk. say Ricky." "Wicky" "Ricky" "WICKY!" "Ricky" "WIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKYYYY!"

 A now giggling (y/n) squealed. Richard frowned and handed Mahogany (y/n) and got up and headed towards the kitchen, grabbing Vincent by the ears before dragging him in. "Can i ask what in the fuck was that for?" Vincent asked rubbing his sore ear. "Do you two have any plans for this evening?" Richard flatly asked. "Yeah Mahogany and i.." Vincent paused. "You two are not going to babysit (y/n) if that's what you're thinking." Richard sighed and chuckled"It's a chance to know my niece better and see if she's fit for our family, c'mon i did that the same to you." 

Vincent remembered stories told by Oliver to him that since Richard at first would be the only child but that didn't happen since Oliver was born a year after. Since then, Richard killed each child born afterwards, that was until Vincent was born. Oliver told Richard to wait until he was older and see if Vince truly could be just like them. Since Vincent proved himself 'worthy' Richard would wait and see, if the kid didn't fit the bill. The child would die 'mysteriously' in their sleep. Vincent growled, "We don't need anymore babysitters. we hired Mike's kid sister Sara to watch (y/n)." Richard sighed, before darkly grinning at Vincent. "I honestly thought you were cool at the time Vince."

 Richard shook his head "But you're beginning to piss me off VINCE." Richard's voice became demonic and his fangs began to show. Vincent darkly grinned" You know, i think you misused your time here, now it's time to GET THE FUCK OUT!" Mahogany and Oliver were playing with (y/n) who was busy playing with Oliver's big poofy hair when they both look to see Richard's body sail from the kitchen to the front entrance. Vincent charged out of the kitchen and punched the dizzy Richard as he was getting up. Mahogany grabbed (y/n) and placed her in the closet near the television putting the young one out of harm's way. Robert swung at Vincent hitting him in the ribs, Vincent jumped back avoiding another swing from Richard, Vincent soon upper-cutted Richard that caused him to fall back before getting up and throwing Vincent onto the couch and hopping on top of him delivering punch after punch. finally Vince was able to knock him off and throw him against the wall. Mahogany panicked when she heard voices at the door.

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"and as for you Luka, None of that crazy ass bitch shit from you got it?" A somewhat deep voice answered "yes MOM." in a sarcastic tone. Sara opened the door to see a full on fist fight going on in the living room. "um i think we came at the wrong time" a bright eyed girl popped her head in and ducked from the flying lamp heading her way. "yo you two knock your shit off!" Mike shouted as he walked into the crossfire. Vincent paused his punch knowing what would happened if he did. Richard however was too late and his fist connected with Mike's face.

 There was a gasp from everyone as Mike crumpled to the floor. There was a growl as Mike got up, his eyes went full black. Mike pounced on Richard and Vince went back to attacking Richard. Sara's eyes went full blue and she went into the crossfire standing in front of Mike. "You told me none of that shit and here you are doing exactly what you told me not to, some example you are." a dark sarcastic tone erupted from Sara's mouth and Mike went back to normal. a dark smile crept up Sara's face before she crumpled to the ground.

 Mike quickly scooped her up and placed her on what's left of the broken couch. Robert finally got the two walking eggplants to stop their brawl and Vincent walked over to Mike. "Sorry Scar-face, for getting ya' into this." Mike shushed him before replying "It's alright purple fuck, i was bored before we got here." Richard glared at Vincent before grabbing Oliver and headed outside. Vincent stomped to the front entrance and yelled" Richard you fucking ass! if you EVER come near my fucking house again, i'll fucking murder your grape ass!" Richard smiled and closed the door to the truck they arrived in and sped away. Mahogany helped up Mike and Sara who went into the kitchen. 

Sara grabbed an ice-pack and some bandages and walked over to mike to heal the wounds he earned. Vince was done the same. Mahogany got ready as well as Vincent for their dinner date at a fancy restaurant in town. "thank you for stopping Mike and for helping me get Vince patched up, i'll give you an extra five bucks for the hours you're watching our baby." Sara shook her head and replied "No Ma'm i'm just glad we got them to stop fighting." Mahogany finished putting on her earings before turning around and asking"Oh and earlier you, um, what was that though." Sara blushed before saying"Nothing, Mike didn't want me using my scary voice, thats all." *Scary voice? Nice one sis.* Sara muttered"Shut up." Before smiling at the well dressed Mahogany and heading downstairs to (y/n) playing with Mike's scars.

 "Alright i should get going, Doll would be worried if i don't come home." Sara stopped her older brother and stated "Mike! you're injured, why don't you stay here and i'll call doll, and you can make sure i don't~" Winking at Mike. Mike sighed and said "Okay, fine." Sara giggled and waved the parents goodbye as they both drove away.