Washington: WE've got no money but weve got h heart
ham: what the heck is happing this isnt glee
Jefferson: WERE GONNA RATTLE THIS GHOST TOWN
Washington: Gonna party like its 1999! ;D How are the kids doing, Barbara? That's great! Marquis has been taking very good care of Robert Downey Jr. the 3rd. He's gonna get me some specialty French wine! ;)
JEFFERSON: DID SOMEOBE SAY WINE I AM WINE MOM #1
Washington: LOL THOMAS TELL JAMES HI FOR ME! And the kids! ;)
Washington: I want to name our second child Louis Tomlinson XX but Marquis insists on Marie Antoinette 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 At least I'm not divorced like Susan!
Jefferson: well at least my marriage is a healthy one! ;)
Madison: JEFF MAKE ME A SANDWICH
jefferson: OKAY #BAE! 😍😍😍😍
madison in the background: we have been divorced 3 times
Washington: Like and share if you believe in Jesus Christ and love your French husband 💑
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Washington: Am I gonna have to tell James that you love Frenchmen?
Jefferson: He knows lol man u dont know anything
Madison in the background: i told jeff once that i was 26% french
Jefferson: what r u talking about sweetie :) u are 26% ADORABLE
Madison: only 26%
Jefferson: just enough for me :)
madison in the background: i want another divorce
JEFFERSON: :00000000000000 im gonna call u back wash
Washington: LOL Okay but I just might pop open another bottle! ;)
JEfferson: BY ily
Washington: LOL ilyt girl! Tell the kids hi for me!
(Hangs up)
Carrie fischer XVI, Jeff and Mad's oldest: daddy wat is happenig
madison: it ok daddy and i are gomma divorce real quick
jefferson: ya just get in the car :)
Madison: scuse me u r NOT taking the kids!
Jefferson: i will take you to COURT mr!!!
Madison: with what a wine bottle
barry bee, the youngest: cries softly in the background
jefferson: just like his daddy :)
Jefferson: :)
Madison: :/ get in the car kids
Jeff: no theyre getting in MY car!
barry bee: daddy!!!!!! WHICH CAR DO I GETs IN
Madison and jefferson: MINE
Jefferson: Ur in no shape to raise a child!!!
Madison: u callin me fat
Jefferson: no but if i was i wouldnt be lying :)
madison: listen here sweetie just because im short doesnt mean im fat so maybe take your giraffe legs and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!
Jefferson: (crying)(grabs the kids and runs to the car)
Madison: (takes kids back into the house) say bye bye to daddy
carrie n barry: bye dadddy
madison: bye daddy :)
Jefferson: cries into concrete and bangs fists on ground
Barry bee: daddy get up oml
jefferson: daddy doesnt want to get up!!!
Madison: i was just kidding let stay together 5ever :)
Jefferson: (Wiping tears away) :)
Madison: (embraces jefferson fondly)
Barry Bee: :)
Carrie fischer XVI: is everything good now omg
madison: everything would be good forever if daddy wasn't such a bitter man :)
jefferson: (doesn't hug madison back) do u want another divorce tiny :)
madison: its too late rn maybe tomorrow
jefferson: u always want to wait on the fun stuff!!!!!!!
madison: its 2 AM
jefferson: (stays sitting on the concrete) ill just sleep here 2nite its ok
madison: no.. please sleep on the couch
Jefferson: BUT I DONT WANNA!!!!!!!
madison: fine then ill cuddle w u on the couch if u dont ur kids r gonna be up all nite crying bc their father i s sleepong pn concrete crying his eyes out
Jefferson: they can deal with it theyre big kids just let me be
barry bee: cries intp his cereal he is 2
madison: kids. grab his ankles.
Carrie fischer XVI: grabs on ankle
Barry bee: grabs other ankle
jefferson: LET ME LIVE!!!!!
Kids: drag himinside
madison: u r gonna sleep on the couch and youre gonna LIKE IT
jefferson: bangs fists on finely washed carpet floor
Madison: DONT GET UR DIRTY HANDS ON THE CARPET i just washed it ok
Jefferson: curls into ball
madison: curls next 2 him n whispers we're divorcing tomorrow
Jeff: I GET THE KIDS
Madison: whatever man just geton tthe couch it like a foot away
jefferson: drags self across floor to the kitchen
madison: just where do u think ur going mister
Jefferson: gonna make meself some sammiches. Isnt thatwhat u want madison. Sandiches.
madison: i just want u,,,, to sleep on thor's couch make me a sandich sweetie
Jefferson: IM GONNA
madison: just get on the couch u fussbuckette oui
Jefferson: see i told u u were french
madison: i dont hear much sandwich making going on
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Lovely Fights to Remember
FanfictionThomas Jefferson is having a nice phone call with George Washington about their husbands and kids when things get out of hand. Madison demands a divorce and Jefferson becomes a train wreck. See how their romantic life together ends and begins again...
