madison: thomas sweetheart your cakes are ready
Jefferson: COMIN' MADS
madison: r we still gettin a divorce m lov
Jefferson: If u wanna :)
madison: :/ noooooo.
Jefferson: ok then mr bossypants we wont
barry bee: i wamt pancakes
Madison: Daddy will make you pancakes.
jefferson: i thought only U were the daddy :)
Madison: i thought u were supposed to be making pancakes :)
Washington: Did someone say PANCAKES? XD Oh my gossshhhh......~~~ I love pancakes. Like and share if you love pancakes and your french husband
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Lafayette commented on this post: ohhh mon amour! <3
Madison commented on this post: get off facebook and make pancakes darn it.
Carrie fischer XVI irl : pls dad we are s o hungry
jefferson: right listen up yall i dont kno how to make pancakes so who wants mac n cheese for bfast k
barry bee:i want pamcakes
Jefferson: make ya own pancakes son learn how to live in thr REAL world
madison: thomas our son is 2
jefferson: manhood starts at 1
Madison: you never went grocery shopping until last week tom
jeffrson: k u know what il l just go shoppin rn to pick up pancake mix ok do you like thatmadiosnl,
Carrie fischer XVI: Pls dad we havent had food in 9 days
Thomas Jefferson has gone to WalmAert ™
Madiosn: Finaly out of our hair :)
jefferson @ waklmart: what th eheck is a tomater
washington: Heyyyyy!!! R u here for some more wine? ;)
jefferson: nah lol i got enough of that to last me YEARS ;)
washington: Lol! XD
Madison suddenly @ walmart with barry bee and carrie fischer XVI: Who wants candy lol not u (Eats the candy)
jeffersin: i kinda wnated some candie
madison: no.
hamilton from inside a cereal box: hey who turned off the lights
Laurens: LOl honey yy cheeroi puffs
Jefferson: :) Where he belongs :) :) :)
madison: hello my co workers,,,,what is the HAPS
jefefferson: stop tryin to be cool bab,,,,they dont even know what ur talkn about
washington: LOL memes! XD Telling THAT one to the hubby and kids!
Washington: I bet u dont even know what a minion is
barry bee: i frickn love minions
hamilton from inside the cereal box: i cant see any minions in here
Jefferson: Why do u think ur in a cereal box :)
hamilton frominside hthe cereal bix: because i KNOW where i AM thomas jefferson. mind ya own businesssss i kno wat to do
Laurens: waits patiently
jeffersin: @washington do u hear this
Madison: @jeffersin @washington get off twitter and look for pancake mix
lafayette: buys every single pancake mix box @jefferson sux for U
Madison: WE CALLES DIBS MAN
lafayette: there are no dibs in franc vous legume
madison: welcome to america buddy
washington: ladies,,,,ladies,,,,there is enough og me to go around
madison: we are talking about PANkacES
Lafayttte: ;)
Washington: LOl ok,,, ;)
barry bee: listen up pal, i need my pankaces right nwo and if u just give me them sweet glazed butter cakes then no one will get hurt alright
madison: barry youre 2
Barry Bee: points marshmallow shooter WHAT DID U JUST SAY TO ME
jefferson: alrught everyone...everyone,,,settle down yall its alright, barry we will get those pankaces
lafayette: lol wat no u wont
jefferson: barry bee jefferson-madison... we will get those pankaces
Lafayette: lol bonne chance vous fesses
Jefferson: Getting pancakes is easy when ur married to the pankace king ™
washington: its easier when hes married to the preziedent OLOL
Jefferson: i kno u were ded and all but i was prezi to
washington: not rn loser i will always be number 1
Jefferson: well 2 bad ol man bernies the president now
madison, the pankace king: all hail
Jefferson, carrie fisher XVI, and barry bee: all hail the pankace keing
hamilton, from inside the cereal box: wat no i didnt sign up for this
Laurens: this pankace king isnt somebody we chose
Hamilton: this pankace kings keeping us all on our toes
burr, rolling in in a shopping cart: whats goin on yall i just need some pamcakes
jefferson: looks like were gonna have to duel in a Pokemon Battle ™
lafayette: thats not fair i only have a how you say digimon
Jefferson: O yea?? I have a pokechu
laufrens: i havea squirtle
Washington: ur moms a quitle
madison: now now we cant duel in a walmart
Burr: now u can its officially legal ™
barry bee: i just wnt pamcakes daddy
carrie fischer XVI: dad i got a real hankerin for some biscuirs rn
madison: my children we wll get pamcakes after we get some biscuit mix
lafayette: buys every package of biscuit mox
(MADISON GETS AGGRESSIVE)
Jefferson: now now madidaddy, all we have to do is ask nicely :) laf pls can we have 1 busciot misx
laf: non
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Lovely Fights to Remember
FanfictionThomas Jefferson is having a nice phone call with George Washington about their husbands and kids when things get out of hand. Madison demands a divorce and Jefferson becomes a train wreck. See how their romantic life together ends and begins again...
