You are not my type!

Chapter 1

“Oh my God! You mean it was the very same Mitch Michaels?” Anne asked flabbergasted as we sat having coffee on Anne as a thank you for helping her out.

“Yup” I said with the added popping effect on the ‘p’.

Obviously Anne being my best friend knows all about my past, as I know about hers.

“So did he know who you were?” Anne asked looking rather interested now.

“Nah I toyed with him a bit first and then before I left I told him exactly who I am” I said with a shrug, so I met my ex-boyfriend that was a heart crushing douchebag but then again all my ex-boyfriends’ where douchebags so I just merely shrugged it off like I always do.

“You know what, just start from the beginning” she encouraged taking a sip of her cappuccino giving me the perfect view of her beautifully done candy-stripped nails and her much more eye-catching diamond studded engagement ring.

Yes, my best friend is engaged to the man of her dreams and I am the maid of honour.  Neil is just the guy I would imagine for Anne, well I won’t lie initially I did threaten to assassinate him if he hurt her. It is my duty as a best friend to scare her boyfriend’s shitless!

“So we introduced ourselves and I immediately knew who he was even though I haven’t seen him in fifteen years. Anyway we went to his office on the twenty ninth floors” I started but then took a sip of my latte for added effect.

“And then?” Anne exclaimed hanging onto every word like a teenage girl listening to the juiciest gossip of the century.

“While we were in the lift I decided to play a little game, a payback of sorts for my amusement. So I came onto him as if I were a seductress, but when the doors opened the seduction ended and I switched back to professional until we entered the confides of him office of coarse” I said with a devious smirk.

“You sure do have a way with words, but you have to tell me your scheme of seduction! Don’t leave out the juicy details” she whined towards the end and I couldn’t help but laugh.

“Some things don’t change aye” I told her with a teasing smile on my face to which she just stuck her tongue out at me.

“In the lift I stood in front of him and gently placed my hand on his chest and asked him in a whisper if he’s single to which he said he is and then I trailed my index finger up his neck and along his jaw telling him that it’s a good thing he’s single…” I continued drifting off as I heard my phone ringing, without checking I answered the phone.

“Good day, Miss Spector speaking” I answered my phone.

“Ooh Miss Spector you do sound rather sexy with your professional greeting, but I do prefer you screaming my name tonight” Jason, my boyfriend teased his husky voice taking his tease to a much more sensual taunt.

“Oh baby, you don’t know how much I want you to do that too me right now” I purred stretching out the last two words, looking at Anne she had a mischievous smile on her lips probably guessing who I’m talking too.

“Angel if you don’t stop teasing me I will come fuck you so hard on your desk your whole office will know what we doing” he retorted.

“But Jas you started it” I pouted even though he couldn’t see me.

“Indeed I did. Anyway how are you doing Angel?” I could imagine him smirking just then.

“I’m good and you?” I said normally with a happy tone.

“Not too bad, but I would be a very happy man if my amazing girlfriend would clear her schedule for me tonight so I can take her on a spur of the moment date” he said in an exaggerated tone.

“Well since you put it that way, consider my schedule cleared” I said happily with a huge grin on my face.

“Yes! Thanks babe, listen babe I have to go. Pick you up at eight. Love you!” he said and ended the call.

“Do you and Jason always have to talk dirty when he calls? Can’t you guys be like a normal couple and be all lovey-dovey?” Anne asked with an eyebrow quirked and a teasing smile.

“Lovey-dovey are overrated, hot and sexy keeps things interesting and you know me for long enough to know there is nothing normal about me” I smile with a smirk.

“True, very true. Now go back to the story we were getting to the good part” she said rather eagerly.

“Ah yes, well then I hinted at having sex on his desk but starting in the lift to which he didn’t seem to need any more encouragement since he was practically eye raping the from the time  I shook his hand. Anyway he pushed me up against the wall and kissed me hard. I have to add though that only Jason’s kisses turn me on, Mitch should take some notes from my man. Anyway I kissed him back running my hand through his hair. We broke apart and then he started peppering kisses on my neck, so I remember that moaning always got him really into the spirit of things. So I moaned pretending to like it real good to the point where I wrapped my legs around his waist. Things got heated to the point where I started grinding out clothed sexes against each other but the doors open and we disentangled from each other walking out like nothing happened. The only tell-tale sign was that his blonde hair was no longer immaculately style. As we walked out I could tell I got him worked up already, rather easy too. Then we spoke business and when he thought I was going to have sex with him I used my punch line…YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE… and then I walked out seeing the shock etched into his face as it finally dawned on him” I finished shrugging it off with a self-satisfied grin on my face.

“Fuck!” was all she could say.

“Come on peach-cakes we need to get back to the office” I said grabbing my bag to get my purse out when she stopped me saying it’s her treat. Then we got up and made our way back to work, the beauty of being the bosses… you can come and go as you please and people can’t say fuck all.