Chapter 2: Fish on a Hook

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Kenny's P.O.V

I think (Y/N) and Kyle would be adorable with each other. Seriously. I kept tossing and turning, fan girling in my slumber. I have to get them together!

So morning came along and I got dressed and ate breakfast and avoided my parents because they were arguing as usual. I helped Karen get ready for school and Kevin left already. Kevin isn't really a good brother. It sucks.

So I walked to the bus stop for when I saw the in famous Eric Cartman. I rolled my eyes knowing he was going to pick at me.

"Morning poor boy!" Cartman says smirking. "Hi..." I mumbled.
"Wasn't last night fun?" He asked me. "Uh sure." I answered his ridiculous question.

Wait a minute...when if Cartman helped hooked those two together?! He is like that Patty chick from that one show.

"Hey Cartman," I say getting his attention. "Wanna know a secret you can't tell anyone?" I asked. "What?"
"When if I told you that (Y/N) likes Kyle." I said. He smirked widely. "Dude! That is fucking hilarious!" He says starting to laugh.

"Don't tell anyone I told you-"
"Dude! You probably made the worst mistake ever! Where is Kyle?" He asked with a look of hunger on his fat face.
"I don't know. But please don't ruin this-"
"Oh shut up Kinny!" He says mocking my name.
"Cartman don't," I say as I am starting to get pissed, "just don't say anything."

"I'll give you money." Cartman says. "I don't want a month supply of-wait a minute money?"
"Yes."
"H-How much?"
He smirked widely. "$50."

Bull shit!

"No way!" I say beginning to walk away from the bus stop. "Really look!" He says holding out a fifty dollar bill. He was right.
"Only, if I hook them together," Cartman says. I hesitantly took the bill and he swiped it back. "And you won't say anything and help."
"F-Fine! But please be nice." I mentioned as he handed me the dollar bill.
"Ish." He says smiling. I rolled my eyes and frowned.
What have I done?!

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