Hidden (Kyle Broflovski X Reader)

Chapter 7: Stan the Man?

(Y/N)'s P.O.V

Tonight my family and I are going to eat with the Marshes. I need to tell Stan what Kyle did today.

So we ate dinner and Randy-ahem Mr. Marsh was saying some pretty strange things.

"Hey Sharon, when are you gonna get a real job?" He asked his wife. She glared daggers at him.
"When I don't need to be home often." She answered.

Mr. Marsh cocked his head in confusion. "Why?"
"When I need to stop babysitting you." She answered once more.

Mr. Randy slammed his hands down on the table. "I'm not four!" He replied back like a four year old.
"You act like it." Shelly muttered under her breath.

"God damn it Shelly! You ruin everything!" He screamed and ran upstairs to his room then slammed the door.
Me and Stan busted out laughing.  "It's not funny (Y/N)." Dad said to me.  "I'm sorry..." I said still giggling.

After dinner, we cleaned up and me and Stan went up to his room. "What's up (Y/N)?" He asked me.
"Dude Kyle did something to me today." I said.

Stan put his phone down and looked at me confused. "What did he do?" He asked.
I sighed and just before I was about to tell him, Shelly comes butting into our conversation.

"It's time for (Y/N) to go home turd!" She says with her lisp.

Stan groaned when she left. "Okay dude, meet me at my house. My parents won't care if you need to tell me something important," I tell him as Stan nodding.

|Time Skip: 5 minutes at the (Y/N) resident|

My parents went to bed along with my (brother/sister(s)). Me and Stan sat on the sofa.

"What do you need to tell me (Y/N)?" He asked.
I closed my eyes and told him while I was blushing. He looked shocked and concerned.

"Damn dude. Yeah I don't know why Kyle would do anything like that." He says truthfully. "I know right."

Stan began to think deeply and then he snapped his fingers. "Since Kyle is like a very generous person, maybe he did that kiss for the boo boo thing or whatever." He said while shrugging. Yeah that's true.

"Yeah. Besides, I highly doubt he would kiss my lips anyway. There are many beautiful girls in the-"
"Shut up (Y/N)! You are better than them. Sure they are but you know what they don't have?" Stan said.

"What?" I asked. "A personality. A real heart and smile." Stan says smiling nicely.

I blushed pure red. Wendy is so lucky that she has someone like Stan. This is why he is my best friend.

I went over to him and gave him a big hug. He laughed. "Thanks dude." I said while nuzzling his neck. "No problem."

Just then, Wendy entered. "Stan what are you doing?" She asked in a upset time.
Right when I heard her, I jumped off Stan and put my arms up in defense.

"I'm so sorry Wendy! Something happened today and Stan was helping out!" I answered.
"I was looking everywhere for you mister!" She complained. She sighed madly and cooled down.
She raised a brow. "Is that true Stan?"

Stan smiles and chuckled. "Yes Wendy. I promise. I wouldn't be a douche and do anything like that." He says walking towards her and hugging her.

"Ew." I mumbled teasingly. Wendy glared at me playfully. "You're dead bitch!" She says as she shoves Stan away and tackles me to the ground begins to tickle me.

In the corner of my eye I see Stan pull his phone out and record this. He is just lucky it's not him...yet.

"Alright lesbos." Stan says putting his phone away. Wendy coughed and lingered over to Stan and slapped him softly.
"We weren't even getting to the good part!" I said laughing making the couple laugh as well. "Whatever (Y/N)." Stan says smirking.

Wendy stayed and we watched some movies while eating some snacks. They both cuddled while watching. And here I am; awkward as hell.

Shortly after, Wendy left after kissing Stan. Stan just chilled for a couple more minutes.
"Hey man, thanks for talking to me." I said making him smile.
"No problem. Whenever you need something like chilling, gossiping, or knowing Kyle's length-"
"STAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" I yelled making him have a laughing fit.

"Fine dude! You probably want to know!" He says leaving.
"No...ish!" I yelled back and slammed the door and headed upstairs.