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It's seperated into parts.

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- Die Slowly without being Smelly. 

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- The Universe does not have Bakers -- it has Candles, and Candles can be Dusty. 

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- The Cooking of random Pencil Sharpeners is too important to be left to chance.

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- You can build a Bubble Wrap with Daggers, but you can't sit on it for long.

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China. Did your Fortune Cookies ever say this?

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