Australianess of Caitlin and Jamaica (1D)

Chapter 2

"KITTY! WAKE UP WE NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL!" Jam shouted. What the hell? "SHUT UP JAM! WE ARE NOT GOING TO SCHOOL CAUSE LAZY CRAZY AS FUCK. IT RYHMED!!" I shouted back. Yes, we're not studying because we're lazy. One of the reason why our parents kicked us out. 

"You're right. Get up! I made you tea and I prepare you breakfast" She said calmly what the hell is going on with this girl. I get up from my bed wondering why Maica made breakfast for me. I smelled the aroma of the food in the kitchen. Jamaica is a good cook. "Well, did you put some poisons in here?" I asked as I drink my tea. "Well I put some of my mucus, saliva and some of the sour milk" She said and I blowed the tea out of my mouth.

Jamaica is all wet now. "WHAT THE FUCK? THAT'S NOT TRUE!" She ran her hands through her wet hair "SORRY! YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!" I shouted back. "Now eat. I will change" She ran to the stairs. I eat the toasted bread with Vegemite. Some people say that it was disgusting. But for me it was my life, nah, Oreos and PopTarts is.

Jam came down with a Reece Mastin shirt. I think it's mine. "YOU STOLE MY SHIRT!" I bite my bread again. "SHUT UP IT'S MINE! WE HAVE THE SAME YOU PRICK!" She shouted and she grabbed my toasted bread and eat it. "We should buy food or watch 'The Conjuring" I said and I fixed my super messy brown hair. "We should watch the movie" She said and she stood up

I changed my clothes same to Jam, we're like twins. "COPY CAT!" She shouted and she throws her pillow to me. I used my ninja-skills to duck. But I failed. "It's so cool! We look like twins! Except for the eyes" I said and we left the clean house. Nah, it's messy.

We walked arm in arm. We don't like to ride a cab cause I don't know *shrugged shoulders* We entered the mall and we saw a very handsome clown "KITTY RUN!" Jamaica shouted. Yes, we're scared of clowns those fucking fake smile! Make ups such a gay. We finally far away from that ugly ass clown.

"Two tickets for The Conjuring" I said and I payed the man. He gave me the ticket with a wink. Maica and I gave her a middle finger. We ran cause he might chase us. I sat on the comfy chair on the cinema and the movie is starting. 

"LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE!" I shouted and I accidentally throw the popcorn to the man in front of us. "FOR GOD'S SAKE LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE!" Jam shouted. "CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP" An old woman shouted and we gave her a middle finger. 

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We finished the fucking scary movie and there are five teenagers following us "Strawberry Jam, they kept on following us"  Yep Strawberry Jam is my nickname to her. "We should start our ninja skills" She whispered back. We both turned around and I tackle the two boys on the ground "Why are you following us?" I asked holding their shirts "We wanna help you!" The one says and they removed their glasses.

It's Liam Payne and Niall Horan. I stood up, Jam still on the three boys. "Jam let them stand" I commanded and she nodded "Help? What kind?" I said while fixing my Reece Mastin shirt. "As you see, we're following you in your house and you both are not studying" Liam said.

"Too cool for school" We both said "Best friend telepathy!" We high fived and the boys laughed their heads off. "We don't need your help" Jam said and she crossed her arms. "We will go to London with you" Louis said "I guess we need" We both said again "We're going home" I said and we both start to walk away 

"We will follow you" Harry smirked. We both gave him a middle finger. We ran and they ran too. "Strawberry Jam run!" I said and she kept on running faster. Yeah she runs fast. I jumped on her back and we rolled through the floors. We failed again and the boys were laughing. Jam stood up quickly and she gave me a piggy back ride. My life is better with Jamaica.

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We arrive at our house the boys still following us. "We should go with them, like travel around the world!" Jam said and she catches her breath. The boys are knocking on our door. I opened it and they smiled. "We're coming with you" We both said in unson.

"Pack your things" Liam said "We don't need to, we will buy something in whatever places we could be" Jam said. I ran in the kitchen I packed our babies; Oreo, Vegemite and PopTarts.

"Nice on Kitty!" Jam high fived me. 

"It better to be preapared Strawberry Jam" I said we're totally stupid sometimes. Eh, I mean always

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Sorry it was a very bad chapter |:{)

-Andrea