"REECE!" I shouted from the top of my voice; hope he'll not be deaf soon.
"JAMAICA!" He shouted back and basically he's in front of me. Ha, nice one my dear sex god. Oops, sorry not sorry.
"I need tampons! Blood on my underwear! Ahh! Jesus Christ help me! It's like Niagara Falls on my undies!" I shouted while rolling on the floor.
"Caitlin! Jesus! Your best friend, help her! I can't buy tampons! They might think I'm using it!" Reece squealed like a white girl.
"Pssh, let her suffer from her monthly period" Caitlin said while turning the next page of the book she's reading.
"FUCK YEAH! I WANNA SEAT ON YOUR LAP AND LET THE BLOOD SPREAD ON YOUR LEGS!" I shouted and jumping up and down on her lap.
"AHH! SHIT! I'M BUYING TAMPONS! MONEY!" Kitty shouted and Reece throws the money. Kitty quickly left and I ran to the bathroom.
"Holy Mother of Poptarts! Help me! Too many blood!" I squealed. After many sessions of shouting and making irritating noises, Caitlin finally arrived.
"Where's my fucking tampon!" I grabbed the bag on her hands and find my tampons. Finally, I've found it and guess what?
The pattern is One Direction. "Ohh, nice tampon" Reece giggled and wiggled his eyebrows
"Shut up or I'll let you wear this" I sent him a fucking death glare. Ha, he looks scared, poor baby.
I ran to the bathroom and changed. Let's not talk about this, it's ew. I went downstairs and I grabbed some oreos.
I turned on the television to watch some soap opera. Nope, I would never watch a soap opera. I watched my favorite show, Gravity Falls. Damn, stupid Mabel.
"Aw shit. The show ended!" I fakely cried and Reece jumped on me.
"SHIT! NIAGARA FALLS IS STARTING AGAIN! FUCK YOU! I WANT TO BE PREGNANT NO PERIOD ANYMORE!" I shouted, the last part is a joke. Remember it's a fucking joke.
"Go have sex with that beggar outside" Reece rolled out of laughing
Reece fucking Mastin is starting to be like us; the dumbasses.
"Hello!" Reece answered his phone "Uhuh, yeah, we'll be there in two" He hang up and start jumping around
"My little fangirl heart!" He squealed and hugged us tight. "Niagara Falls!" I announced and pointed out my part.
"We'll be quick now change!" Reece shouted and I ran going upstairs. I picked up my Sweater and jeans. Too cool to be dressed up.
Once we're finished dressing up, I ran on the shot on as always.
"Anyways, we're going to meet One Direction" Reece said and jumping up and down
Oh shit shit shit.
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FanfictionJamaica and Caitlin were best friends since birth. No shit, they are just friends since they're 3. Jamaica's parents kick her out of their house because they can't handle their daughter's attitude. Caitlin is kicked out also. Living with them is not...
