“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING REECE?! DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE A FUCKING LAW MAKER! AH, SHIT MY NIAGRA FALLS!” I shouted from the top of my voice and I jumped up and down cause it feels like I’m peeing but it’s just the blood coming out of my goody V.
“But I love them” He pouted and crossed his arms. Shit that muscles is popping out.
“Hah think about it, you’re not going to collaborate with us again and you’ll never touch us or see us because they might think you are the one who kidnapped us” Caitlin said proudly. Woah, great idea my dear fucking friend.
“I don’t care, at least I’m going to meet One Direction” He sang with an annoying tone
“Fine you fucking bastard” I mumbled and raised my precious middle finger to him; he can see it through the rare view.
“I NEED TO CHANGE MY TAMPONS! HELP ME GOD!” I shouted from the top of my voice and Reece began to panic.
“WE WILL STOP AT THE NEAREST GAS STATION!” He shouted in frustration and drove faster than ever. Oh, well I’m good at constructing a sentence, right? Nope, hell no.
Reece stopped exactly in front of the comfort room area. “Kitty, if I die today, I’ll always love you and bury me with Poptarts, Oreos and Vegemites so I can bring them to heaven” I said and I stormed out of the car
“NO ONE DIES BECAUSE OF MENSTRUATION BASTARD!” Kitty yelled
“I MIGHT DIE TODAY!” I shouted while running going to some vacant cubicle.
I sat on the toilet quickly and changed my 1D tampon. I guess you know what happened right?
I sprinted going to Reece’s car and cheered “I DIDN’T DIE!” Well all of the workers on the gasoline stations stared at my dumbness.
“Go in here before my reputation will be gone” Reece grabbed me inside his car and shoves me into the backseat.
“THAT FUCKING HU-“ I shouted but Caitlin covered my precious mouth
“SHUT UP JAMAICA! ALL TIME LOW IS ON!” She shouted from the top of her voice.
“Sorry but we are here, now get out and let’s meet one direction” Reece said and he grabbed us going outside.
“NO! I DON’T WANNA LIVE WITH THE LAW MAKERS! I LOVE YOU REECE MASTIN” I whined and I hugged his feet. He walked hardly cause Caitlin and I are clinging into his legs.
“Please, let me just meet One fucking Direction” He pleaded and we both stood up. We entered the lobby and I immediately saw the law makers.
“OH WHOAH OH, IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!” Kitty sang 2012 loudly and the staffs on the hotel looked at us weirdly.
“CAITLIN! JAMAICA!” The boys cheered and they engulfed us with a hug without Reece. Aha, poor him
“Reece, thank you for bring them back” Liam said in his mature voice
“NIAGRA FALLS! HELP ME OH SWEET HELPFUL JESUS!” I shouted and I grabbed Kitty’s hand. We ran outside the hotel
“Nice one Jam!” Kitty said and we continued running around the London city.
Who’s the next singer or celebrity that will find us? Maybe, Justin Bieber? Holy Amazing hell
**
I’m tired of running again and again. We stopped at the big arena called O2 and many girls were lining up
“Hey, who’s the performer?” Caitlin asked someone who is lining up on the line
“Ariana Grande” She said happily and Catlin evilly smirks at me. She went back to our place and sat beside me.
“Hey, no offense but why are you here?” A girl suddenly asked. She wore a kitty ears headband and a mask.
“Someone is following us, he is a killer I think” Catlin lied and I hide my smile.
“And my best friend here is having a constipation” Caitlin pointed at me and the girl sat beside me
“Let’s go backstage” She removes her mask and we saw the one and only
Ariana Grande
HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO
IM INSANE
LIKE THE SURPRISES?
LOVE YOU TOO BITCHES
-ANDREA
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Australianess of Caitlin and Jamaica (1D)
FanfictionJamaica and Caitlin were best friends since birth. No shit, they are just friends since they're 3. Jamaica's parents kick her out of their house because they can't handle their daughter's attitude. Caitlin is kicked out also. Living with them is not...
