Australianess of Caitlin and Jamaica (1D)

Chapter 3

"STRAWBERRY JAM WE'RE IN LONDON!" I shouted from the top of my voice. "IDIOT! WE'RE IN THE PLANE! WE'RE NOT YET LANDING MOTHAFUCKAH!" Jam shouted beside me, yes, we're not deaf but hey we like to scream. Someday when the boys are annoyed with us, they'll rip out heads of. Goodbye Earth.

"LANGUAGE!" Liam shouted in front of us. "OKAY! I'M HUNGRY!" We both said "BEST FRIEND TELEPATHY!" We high-five. "So how old are you?" Louis asked.

"Infinity"

"1 MILLION"

"Tell the truth" Zayn said "We're 17" I said "What? You don't act like 17 you guys act like 10" Niall said between laugh. "Yeah I know!" WE'RE LANDING! HIDE! THE PLANE WILL CRASH!" Jam shouted and of course we hide. 

"Roger! Roger! The plane is going to crash" I talked to my invisible walkie talkie in my shoulders. "Roger! Roger! I don't want to die! I want to marry, Pizza and Carrots but it's not legal!" She talked to her shoulders. "I love you Kitty" She said "Love you more Strawberry Jam" I cooed. I closed my eyes.

"GUYS! DO YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT THE PLANE IS NOT GOING TO CRASH!" Harry shouted. "Really? Praise the Carrot King" Jam murmurs and she raised her hand up and down. 

"Ready to go?" Preston asked us and we nodded. He is scary as fuck. We leave the plane, it's the hardest thing in the world. No! Not eating PopTarts in one day is the hardest thing. 

Flashes around us. Jam and I hide cause we're vampires "LIGHT! IT HURTS!" Jam and I squealed and We both jumped on Paul's back. The boys shook their heads. 

Finally no light. "You are still wearing pajamas" Zayn said "It's okay" I said and we ride on their limo. 

Hey Jam, we should jump off throught the window I'm on the right and you're on the left

Cool! Use our Ninja skills!

Yes we can talk mentally, 1, 2, 3,

 We both jump on the window. We both rolled on the streets. They didn't yet notice us cause they are sleeping, is the driver blind? He didn't even saw us. 

"JAM!" I shouted "CAITLIN!" She shouted back. We ran like in the movies, running at the beach. We hugged each other and I twirled her around. "BEEP! BEEP!" 

We gave the driver of the taxi a middle finger and we ran. 

Jam stumbled and I gave her a piggy back ride. Now she's the one that is clumsy. Guess who we saw? 

A mother fucking clown. "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!" I shouted and I even ran faster that ever. It rhymed. I found a garbage can which is massive in size.  We both fit in there and we kept quiet.

"I think we lost them" She whispered "Yeah let's go out it's hot in here" I said and I opened the garbage can. We walked hand in hand and e both saw a playground, no people there. We decided to watch the sunset. "Hey!" Someone says. "Hey!" We both said

"Oh! You're an Aussie too?" He said "No shit Sherlock" Jam said "Comidenne I see" He said and sat near us. "No you here" I said and we giggled. "So what are you both doing here?" He asked. "We jumped off the Limo and we found a mother fucking clowns" Jam said 

"It's so cool! I'm Cody!" He extend his arms to me "Harry Potter" I shook his hand "Voldemort" Jam shook his hand. "Really? Nice name!" Jam and I burst out of laughing. "No.. I'm Caitlin and she's Jamaica. 

Louis' POV 

"Sir! The girls are missing!" The driver said "WHAT?!" Me and the boys said.

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Guys! I didn't expect it was funny! Sorry this chapter is a crap :( 

I NEED A NEW COVER! OR A BANNER FOR NEXT CHAPPIE! 

-Andrea