Just Plain Old Lazy! (Bara!SansxReader) {LEMON}

Story: Three

An: This ones gonna be shorter

"Babe, why do you like this shit?"

"It's just lotion."

"YOU HAVE FUR."

She giggled. "Eh, who cares. Sans, does this really bother you?"

He shrugged. "Kinda."

"What if I used it on you."

"...."

"Yeah, that's what I thought." She laughed and winked at him.

He blushed. M always knew how to render him speechless.

~

"Yeah, that's what I thought."

You smiled. "So you guessed right?"

He nodded. "I was close enough. Right? That is your age?"

You nodded. "Yep. How old are you?"

He shrugged. "I haven't been keeping track. But I can't be that old."

Your smile disappeared. "You don't remember?"

He shrugged again. "Eh. We don't celebrate it."

You stared at him. "Neither do I."

You two stared at each other, then your phone buzzed.

"Hm?" You fished it out.

Sans perked up. "Hey, you've got a phone?"

"Yeah." There was just a new YouTube post.

"Want my number?"

You looked at him.

He looked away. "Or I could get yours. You seem pretty cool."

You brushed your hair out of your eyes. "Uh, um, heh, I-I guess." You watched as he smiled and pulled out his own phone.

You told him your number. He told you his.

Toriel came I to the room. "It's a bit late, huh?"

You looked at the time. Yep. Pretty late. "Oops. Well, I guess I gotta go."

You stood and so did Sans.
You hugged Tori. "I'm glad I found you again."

You turned to Sans. "Um..." You shook his hand. "It was nice to meet you."

He smiled and nodded. "Yep."

"Text?"

"Yep."

You nodded, smiling. Now you didn't have to be alone on the weekends.

~

Sans texted at ---- pm.:
Does the number work?

You: Yeah, you've got me.

Sans: Tori kinda yelled at me v.v

You: Aw man, she did?

Sans: Yeah. Not sure why. She just doesn't like me. We don't like each other.

You: Why? Don't you live together?

Sans: Yep. But she just doesn't like me. And I don't like her. Used to.

You: Frisk said you were together.

Sans: We were. But I kind of did something that changed that. Nothing to big

You: Alrighty. I gotta head to sleep. Goodnight Sans

Sans: Goodnight little lady

He was nice. You'd look forward to seeing him again.