Just Plain Old Lazy! (Bara!SansxReader) {LEMON}

Story: Twenty Three

"How do skeletons have kids?"

Sans almost choked. "M-... what? That's a wierd thing to ask, I mean-"

"How?" She pressured.

"I mean- we can't actually have kids, we're mostly made, not born. We start out as kids-"

"So no sexy time for skeletons? That must suck."

"M! No, that's not what I meant, I mean, we CAN have sex, I guess, just no kids." He gave her an exasperated look.

".... but you don't have a-"

"WELL, that's not completely true, we kind of do..."

"... kind of? So you do have one?" She smiled.

"Well, yes, but we just... well, it's a magic thing, so we can kind of...." He paused. "Make one?"

She nodded." Okay. Can you show me?"

"Wha-? You- SHOW you?"

She nodded. He looked away. "Well... I mean, I guess I could..."

~

Literally nothing happened. All. Day. Long. You and Sans kind of wandered around, doing your own things mostly, talking some, played a few games. Other than that, nothing.

By nighttime you were ecstatic to sleep away the boredom.  You flopped onto the bed next to him, and he smiled. "Sup."

You smiled back. "The ceiling." You kissed him. "Wanna go to bed?"

"Actually, I wanted to talk to you." He said quickly.

You pushed yourself up and sat cross legged. "Sure, you can talk anytime you need."

He flashed a goofy smile, and you couldn't help but smile back. He's probably gonna make a joke or someth-

"Do you think our relationship could get... personal?"

Your eyes widened. "Personal? Like... what kind of personal?"

"I don't know, sexual maybe? Or we could- I don't really-"

"Sexual? I didn't think-" You started, confused.

"-think that I could?" He finished, smiling.

You shrugged. "Well, I thought about it some, but I mean, I thought since you were a skeleton,  you didn't actually have anything." You paused as something dawned on you.

"Well, I kind of do..."

"It's a magic thing isn't it? Just like the..." You gestured. "'Stomach,' you can also make a freaking dick, huh?"

He chuckled. "Well to put it bluntly, yeah that's pretty much it."

You giggled with him. "Sorry. I just kind of realised. About the question, though, I've never actually done it."

"Oh." He said softly.

You nodded. "I've always been scared that guys just wanted sex, and would run off afterwards to some other girl." You sighed. "It's what I grew up with."

Sans nodded slightly. "Yeah. I know that feeling."

"Did you grow up with it, too?" You asked.

"No. I didn't have parents growing up. It was just me and my brother mostly. Not many people to help us out. But I still know that feeling. Trust me." He smiled and grabbed your hand.

You nodded. "I do. Have you ever had sex?"

"... I won't lie to you. Yeah, I have." He looked like he'd just said something in a different language, or maybe he just looked guilty.

You thought about it for a few seconds, allowing some silence. "Hm...."

"I could get all scientific with you, 'cuz a friend of mine really pondered on how I was able to, so..." He grinned.

You slowly smiled. "Well... lectures have always been a bit hard for me, but..." You leaned a little closer. "Demonstrations were always better."

He looked surprised as you gently grabbed his jacket and pulled him closer, kissing him.
His hands come up and threaded into your hair, and you realized that you were excited.
It was thrilling, for some odd reason. You thought you'd be nervouse. Was he actually going to do anything?

You pushed those thoughts away.

"I'd love to," He whispered against your lips.

AN: so obviously, lemon next chapter.
Finally.

Have fun.