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ron's pov

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i came home from school and went immediately to text this 'chairhandler.'

i clicked on his profile and sent a message

lilanderson- hey homie

it was read almost immediately.

chairhandler- hey daddy

lilanderson- woah

chairhandler- what do you want im in math class

lilanderson- someone to talk to

chairhandler- oh. find someone to talk to on here then

lilanderson- i like talking to you though ):

chairhandler- i know son, but daddy is in class. he gets out in 20 minutes

lilanderson- okay ):

....

20 minutes later.

chairhandler- hEY SON IM HOME

lilanderson- YAY

chairhandler- is anderson your first name?

lilanderson- no haha, is yours chair?

chairhandler- whats your name

lilanderson- ron

chairhandler- like ronald. ronald duck. ronald trump

lilanderson- never say any of those things again

chairhandler- precious son, did i offend you

lilanderson- no. but whats your name

chairhandler- chairnee

lilanderson- are you serious

chairhandler- no are you kidding me its carl.

chairhandler- but its pronouced 'daddy.'

lilanderson- carl is a cute name aw

chairhandler-

just being hot

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just being hot

lilanderson- oo yummy

chairhandler- you know it

lilanderson- can i video call you?

chairhandler- no im listeing to tøp

lilanderson- whats that?

chairhandler- wAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS

lilanderson- yeah

chairhandler- im breaking up with you

chairhandler- we're through

lilanderson- dude i was kidding i love 21 pilots

chairhandler- i just spit out my soda

chairhandler- 21 PILOTS IM LAUGJIJG SO HATD.

lilanderson- yeah i have no idea what that is. i know its a band though.

chairhandler- brb im changing my username

lilanderson- okay

21pilots- im back

lilanderson- oMG

lilanderson- NOOO

21pilots- youre so funny

lilanderson- das me

21pilots- never say that again

lilanderson- my bad

21pilots- i am your daddy

lilanderson- do i have to call you that

21pilots- yes

lilanderson- fine... daddy.

21pilots- YASSAHAH

lilanderson- im probably older than you anyway so i should be daddy.

21pilots- oh really how old are you

lilanderson- 19

21pilots- oh damn we just became illegal

lilanderson- ):

21pilots- WAIT IM TURNING 17 TOMORROW HOW DID I forGET

lilanderson- TOMORROW'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

21pilots- yeAah THEN WE WILL BE LEGAL

lilanderson- so no daddy until tomorrow

21pilots- i dont care how old you get, i am always daddy

lilanderson- you wish

21pilots- oh really

this was my last picture taken with my photographer aunt

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this was my last picture taken with my photographer aunt.

lilanderson- yeah youre definitely daddy

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