#2uke

HEAR YEE HEAR YEE! LUKE IS IN TOWN!

So we crashed at a run down motel (disguised of course), leaving Nash in the truck. We had knocked him out and left him in there. Aysia turned on the tv and we saw the local news come on:
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"Victim of kidnapping and internet celebrity Luke Korns is in the studio today to talk about recent events in his life since nothing else interesting enough is going on in the world. So Luke, what's been happening recently?" Said the man.
"Well, I was kidnapped by some psycho girls named Jessie ***, Aysia ******, and Bryonna ********, and they starved me. If ANYONE knows who these people are, PLEASE contact the police, and you may receive a 10,00 dollar reward."
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"WHAT?!" Yelled aysia.
Suddenly there was a knock on our door... We looked into the little hole in the door and saw the FBI.
"HOW THE @$&/#%~*^+=€; DID THEY FIND US!?" Yelled Bryonna. "We've gotta go. NOW." I said.

We looked out the back and saw the little porch was surrounded.
"How are we gonna get out?" Said Aysia.
"I have an idea." I said.