#2uke

BUSTED BY LUKAS

I had a plan! I started stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet and clogged it. I looked around in drawers and finally found some different cleaning products. I mixed bleach, ammonia, and various other products. I took the toilet paper out and tossed it out different Windows. All the FBI agents and swat team members where confused and suddenly, one by one, they all started dropping. All the rest ran away and we were home free.
If you didn't know, ammonia and bleach mixed makes a toxic chemical that can result in death after about 20-30 minutes of intake. We cleaned it up so they didn't die after passing out since they would have kept on breathing it in. Then, we ran away, with Nash in all our hands, and the whole time I thought all about Luke, and his hair, and how it tastes like eggs and spaghetti.

We kept on running and permanently borrowed a car to get back to my basement. We tied him up to the column in the basement and locked it. After a LOOOOOOONG time we heard a knock.

Turns out we got arrested and Nash was sent to the hospital, and we were but in a maximum security prison. Life recently has been ok. You think a women's prison would be nice, but nope. Anyways, we have 10 years left. It's already been a month. But we have a plan to escape... One way or another....