Help Me

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"Good evening, welcome to AH ad-"

"Hola Joshua."

"Well if it isn't Meghan, what do you need?"

"Advice, duh."

"You really like the word duh."

"Duh, HAHAHAHAH I'm joking."

"So what do you need?"

"Wow you're really bad at this job, I told you I need advice."

"What's your problem? So I could give you advice Meg?"

"Well, Mister Helpline Dude, my ex wants me back."

"Ex who cheated with best friend ex or nah?"

"Yeah him."

"So what is the name of this boyfriend?"

"Why would I tell you?"

"Do you want my help or do you not?"

"I do."

"So please cooperate and tell me the name of your ex."

"How does this connect with my problem?"

"This is how I role, now tell me."

"Ugh, fine Mister Nosy, the names is"

"Is what?"

"C-c-a-r-l?"

"You sound unsure."

"Oh really I did?"

"Yeah, now tell me."

"Fine it's Shawn."

"So he wants you back?"

"Yah."

"Do you want him back, most importantly did you forgive him?"

"I don't know if I want him back and I don't know if I forgive him. I want to but whenever I see him I could only picture him kissing my best friend."

"Forgive first, then after that you could decide if you want to be together with him or not."

"You're right, thanks."

"I am always right, now what else?"

"Nothing."

"Do you have more problems?"

"I am the epitome of problems Josh."

"That's why I'm here, now pour it all out."

"No thanks."

"Why not?"

"I don't want to."

"Fine but you have to tell someone your problems or your going to explode anytime soon."

"That's why you're here right? So I could tell you my problems and Listen, anyways goodnight."

"Glad to he-"

"I thought I was special, stop greeting me like that like it's scripted. Just say goodbye or goodnight or something be creative."

"Glad to help Meg."

"Wow."

"Goodnight."

"That's more like it but add a little razzle dazzle next time okay?goodnight."