"Hey Cheese Ball."
"Oh no more introductions?"
"I saved your number and I know when you call, just did it to annoy you."
"Ah, still a bastard I see."
"Yup. So what do you need?"
"Oh nothing just drinking blood."
"Oh so you're a vampire now?"
"Yes, Damon Salvatore made me drink his blood, murdered me, and tada Vampire."
"I'm surprised you watch Vampire diaries."
"You see I'm a girl, not going to be sexist or be offensive or anything but trust me you're not the only one surprised."
"Hey my sister watches it."
"And you happen to be watching it too?"
"Just a glimpse."
"Sure a glimpse."
"Shut it and we'll never talk about this again."
"Okay but no promises."
"So are you serious about the blood thing?"
"Yeah."
"Gross."
"Before you judge, I'm drinking fake edible blood."
"Too early for Halloween don't you think?"
"Well if it's too early then take off that horrifying mask."
"What mask?"
"Oh it's your face my bad."
"I'm hanging up now bye and you didn't see me yet, you're too drunk to remember my face and you admitted it when I sent one of my boys to your house."
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Short Story"Hello" "What?" "Umm is this the helpline?" "Helpline?" "Yeah is this it?" "Oh yeah, umm Good evening and you're calling this helpline I don't know why, what's the problem?" ***** ©Handwritting [book 1 of Speak series] Cover made by: Me Started:...
