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"Good eve-"

"SHHHHH."

"Meghan why what's happening?"

"You little bastard."

"What me? No."

"You knew it was me yet you do your stupid intro, well mister this ain't a YouTube video."

"Dang, now my gig is over. I have to annoy you in some other ways now."

"You dipshit."

"POOOOTTTTYYYY MOUTHHHH."

"EXISTING BASTARDDD."

"Eh only to you."

"Meanie."

"Oh ran out of curse words?"

"No my vocabulary might scar you to death."

"What's got you in that mood?

"My brother."

"What happened?"

"He came back."

"And? What's wrong with that?"

"Five years ago I thought I killed him but no he's so fucking alive. He just ran away and in that ten years I thought I really killed him, everyone thought I killed him."

"Oh."

"Sorry for bothering you bye."

"You're not a b-"

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