Help Me

[5]

"Good Morning it is currently two a.m. and welcome to AH or advice helpline, it may sound stupid but trust me we can help you so what's the problem?"

"Joshua my man."

"Ahh Meghan my woman."

"Hahaha your woman, me, your woman. Hillaaarious."

"Are you drunk?"

"Hey doesn't mean I went to a parrrrttayyy and drank one or two beers or maybe three. I don't know. But I'm not druunkk. Capishe?"

"You're most definitely drunk, and what's Capishe?"

"Capishe is a word in my dictionary alright? I am notttt druunkk and wow does your voice sound so sexy right now."

"Well, well, well aren't you honest when your drunk."

"I am not drunk, wait I have to vomit."

"Yeah, you are so not drunk."

"..."

"If I was there I'll gather your hair up and pat you on the back."

"..."

"Meghan you okay?"

"Huh, oh yeah I practically just vomited my guts out, no biggie."

"Well Meghan sarcasm doesn't suit you."

"Shut up, ugh I'm going home I still have to drive my way home."

"ARE YOU STUPID, YOU MIGHT JUST GET INTO A CAR CRASH."

"Nope, I'm not gonna have a car crash Joshua."

"Why is that, give me a reason why?"

"Because I'm not gonna be driving a car, I'm driving a motorcycle. Don't be stupid."

"No, don't leave that wretched party, I'm coming to get you."

"You don't know where I am and if you do, you are such a stalker. Also, maybe you're not from my town stupidddd."

"This is a local helpline, I'm from your town honey."

"Oh I didn't know that."

"Okay so where are you?"

"221 B. Baker Street."

"Ha ha ha, Sherlock reference. Come on be serious, where are you?"

"Ugh you're no fun."

"It's better to not have fun than die right?"

"I like to die, I want to die."

"Look here, or hear me out. I don't know why you want to die, but you have so much to live for. If it's because of your ex. Screw him. Someone's out there better for you, waiting for you. So if you're gonna die that someone will be lonely and we don't want that."

"I'm not stupid you know, I don't want to die just because my ex cheated on me with my best friend. There's more to that, it just added to the list."

"We'll talk about this when you're sober, I don't want you telling me stuff you don't want me to know when you're in a state like this. Now tell me, where are you so I can pick you up."

"790 C. Uptown, Raven street."

"Carlo's Party?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Nothing just wait for me, I'll be right there. Wait up front."

"Okay I'll wait, I'm gonna be sitting on the bench up front."

"Yeah, stay there promise?"

"Promise."

"Don't fall asleep okay?"

"Okay."

"Goodbye Meghan, see you soon."