ミーム / Tanaka

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warning: mild swearing

joker: (noun)

  a person who is fond of joking.  

soulmate au: the first words your soulmate says to you are written on wrist 

                      Oh shit its dat boi!! These three words written on your inner forearm greeted you every time you reached for your books. Not that you minded. In this world, words were quite an important factor. The very first words your soulmate said to you was written in ink, branded into your skin. But why, of all things, was it a meme? And why, was all of your textbooks so old and battered? Damn mom, back at it again with the bargain bins. Might as well add some meme-y stickers on my crap (school textbooks, pencil case, etc). 'Hopefully it'll give me luck on the exams', you thought whilst waiting for the MRT to arrive. 

"Oi! Noya! Don't shove me that hard!" A boys voice yelled out in the otherwise silent waiting station. You sighed, the thought of exams creeping up just made you want to stay home. Where the warm, comfy, bed and Netflix could be found. Suddenly you were shoved to the ground with your textbooks scattered around you. 

"Ahhhh! We're so sorry!" You turned up to see a short boy with black and blond spiky hair. His friend, a boy with short cropped hair was bending down, helping you pick up your books.

"You mean, I'm so sorry, Noya." He muttered, catching sight of your endless meme stickers. The newest edition was the largest one on the textbook. He widened his eyes, tilting his head to face you.

"Oh shit! It's dat boi!" Your face  went  ಠ_ಠ

"You fricking memabo." You whispered. His face lit up.

"Hey! What does your arm say??" He asked. 

"Oh shit, it's dat boi." You said those lines flawlessly, having heard them from the age of two. He grinned, showing you a tanned arm with the words, you fricking memabo , written on in cursive.  

"Hey! You're my soulmate! C'mon, the trains leaving without us!" He pulled you to your feet, dragging you along.

"Wait! What's your name?"

"Tanaka, Tanaka Ryuunosuke."


Hello everyone! I'm back! From the dead!! After about three months of not updating, I must apologize. I have no excuses for this matter expect being lazy and not wanting to sign in. And when I do... It's in the middle of exams. I am amazing. I know. You all probably thought I was dead but oh no! Too bad for you! I'm still here. Fantastico. I hope you have good luck with exams, or congrats if you have finished yours, or lucky you if you don't have any! I hope you all have a wonderful summer and hopefully I'll update more! Peace!  

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