A letter to all the useless:
she swears she has no sense of humor, no sense of brains, no ability, she is useless....to herself.
All the uses I can find:
she makes a great armrest seeing how she's short, she is that little voice of reason that keeps me from putting mission 729981126 into action, she makes me laugh,
she of course doesn't realize how much she makes me laugh.
and smile, and feel special.
This of course i tell her and she reacts like I have made another stupid joke. The stupid jokes she always laughs at. Translation:
I love you, with us, means
I wish u would learn to appreciate yourself as much as I do.
A little less than half the population is female, and none of us ever feel the most useful but we are not useless we are the last match in a box full of men not willing to work as hard for the same thing, the fire of passion.
In conclusion you are useless but so am I but I couldn't live without you. So ya your usefull to me.
And that's my letter, to all the useless girls.
