I am awake at four in the mourning
And normally I sleep like a rock
I am awake at four in the mourning planning
You make me plan at 4 in the morning
To say I might like you would be an understatement.
To say I want this plan to be perfect definitely is!
But here we are at 4 in the morning, on Yelp.
Now Yelp is like help but with a Y. As in why you need help
As in why would she go out with you
As in why can't you think of ideas on your own
As in why the hell are you date planning at 4 in the morning?!
Focus,
There are plenty of options,
You can do this,
Yelp will help you,
After all your friends are done helping
Your friends are done hearing about this girl
Your friends are wanting to meet this girl
Your friends.... know too much about you. The bad parts of you.
And god only knows the can of worms introducing to her would unleash.
You thought about taking her skating
Roller skating, too many little kids
Ice skating, too damn cold
Skate boarding, might as well just introduce her to your friends, be less embarrassing!
No skating
You thought about something outside,
Yes, outside is good
If it wasn't winter
Winter is good for other things!
Right
Like, like, like....
Like dinner and movies
No! I can't. I told her it was a surprise.
You said you were going to surprise her
As in do something special
As in find something creative
As in no more dinner and movies
As in try and use Yelp to help you find the perfect date, at four in the mourning.
Because all you want is to make a plan close to as perfect as her.
