A Bad Time (Obama x Sans)

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I waited by my phone for hours after our meeting. I wanted him to call me. Wasn't it obvious? We were made for each other, even if he doesn't know it yet. I will make him know it. I will MAKE him accept it. I. Will. Make. Him. Love. Me. Soon enough, there was a call on my phone. I had to make him yearn for me. I waited the longest I could before answering, a half of a second.

"Hello~" I smirked in a sexy child's like voice, it makes all the girls go crazy, so it must work on male skeletons as well. At least, you assumed Sans was male. If not, that works too. You'd sacrifice your thirst for man, just for Sans. If Sans was female, of course.

"Hey Barack, it's Michelle." My annoying wife introduced herself.

"I WANT A DIVORCE." I screamed. I need to marry Sans. I NEED to marry Sans. And I know Sans feels the same way. I immediately hang up and blocked that disgrace's number. I don't need problems like her getting in the way. A few minutes passed. Minutes turned to hours. Hours turned to years. Years turned to decades. In reality, it was about 10 minutes, but it felt like decades. The pain I went through was unbearable. Until, I finally got the call. I answered in about half of a half-second.

"H-Hello?" I greeted, hopefully.

"Sup." His voice greeted me.

It took everything I had to not fangirl.

"S-Sanspai..." I whispered.

"Wot?" Sans asked, not hearing you.

"I WANT SOME PIE." I covered up, "I'M GOING TO GET SOME." I ran out of my room, with my phone of course. Sans chuckled.

"So, wanna hang out later?" Sans asked.

"O-Of course, where?" I asked.

"My place, of course. Where else?" Sans smiled. I couldn't actually see him smile, but he was a skeleton. So you assumed he was smiling.

"Okay, when?" I asked.

"About an hour, I got some things I gotta do." Sans admitted.

"PERFECT! I'll see you in an hour." I approved, devouring a piece of butterscotch pie from the goat lady. Toriel, that was her name.

"See ya." Sans hung up. I threw myself at the wall dramatically, like in every Disney movie I've ever seen. I scrunched into a small ball on the floor and placed my hands on my face. I screamed happily into my hands and stood up. I quickly made my way to the closet, for I had a date I had to get ready for.