Girl Chat

Online during a meeting

Pepper Potts: OK who's here?

Natasha Romanoff: Me. Aren't you suppose to be in a meeting?

Pepper Potts: I am but they aren't paying any attention to me at all.

Natasha Romanoff: Want me to come round and make them pay attention?

Pepper Potts: No. I have yours and that's all I care about right now.

Natasha Romanoff: You're so sweet, I don't deserve you.

Pepper Potts: Nonsense! Don't every say that again.

Natasha Romanoff: Why not?

Pepper Potts: After all you've been through you deserve everything good.

Wanda Maximoff: She's right Natasha.

Natasha Romanoff: Do you mind Wanda we're having a moment here.

Wanda Maximoff: Take it to a private chat, like I keep saying.

Natasha Romanoff: I'm sorry about Wanda, Pepper.

Pepper Potts: Don't be. After all when I get back home I know I'm going to get a hug from my Russian princess.

Wanda Maximoff: Russian princess?

Natasha Romanoff: Wanda fuck off.

Wanda Maximoff: No Russian princess 😂

Pepper Potts: Hey! Only I'm allowed to call Natasha that!

Wanda Maximoff: I'm sorry but Russian princess is too funny.

Pepper Potts: Stop calling her that! Or I'll.....

Wanda Maximoff: What will you do Pepper?

Natasha Romanoff: She won't do anything but I will.

Wanda Maximoff: What would you do?

Natasha Romanoff: Tell everyone who your crush is.

Wanda Maximoff: I don't have a crush!

Natasha Romanoff: Please remember we are in the same room eating lunch and your crush is sitting next to you.

Wanda Maximoff: Fine I'll stop Russian princess.

Pepper Potts: Call her that one more time and I shall personally burn your arm!

Wanda Maximoff: How could you burn my arm?

Pepper Potts: I have extremis in me.

Natasha Romanoff: She does and blew someone up and Tony was there and I wasn't.

Pepper Potts: Are you just saying that cause I was in my yoga pants and sports bra?

Natasha Romanoff: Half of it. Is your meeting over yet?

Pepper Potts: No. Why?

Natasha Romanoff: Cause I'm coming over. I miss you.

Pepper Potts: Aww I miss you too.

Wanda Maximoff: She's getting up and leaving.

Natasha Romanoff: I'll be there in 10 minutes tops.

Pepper Potts: How? isn't the Avengers tower at least 40 minutes away.

Natasha Romanoff: I have my ways.

Wanda Maximoff: She's taking Tony's plane and flying it off. He's pissed off.

Pepper Potts: I'll deal with him later.

Wanda Maximoff: Pepper can I ask you something?

Pepper Potts: Um sure.

Wanda Maximoff: How did you forgive Natasha?

Pepper Potts: How couldn't I!? She brought me chocolates and convinced Coulson to give her 2 months off work just to be with me.

Wanda Maximoff: Dedicated girlfriend.

Pepper Potts: She is and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Natasha Romanoff: I'm going to take you with me back to the Avengers tower Pepper.

Pepper Potts: That's fine with me.

Wanda Maximoff: You two are gonna go offline now aren't you?

Pepper Potts: Yes we are.

Natasha Romanoff: See you in a few hours Wanda.