Girl Chat

A story

Darcy Lewis: Anybody here?

Maria Hill: Me.

Darcy Lewis: Just you?

Maria Hill: Just me.

Darcy Lewis: I thought Natasha, Pepper or Wanda would be here.

Maria Hill: I expected Pepper to be here but Natasha told me that she and Wanda are doing some hardcore training today.

Darcy Lewis: Oh. Shouldn't you be training or doing some cool spy stuff?

Maria Hill: No. I quit S.H.I.E.L.D and now I work for Stark Industries.

Darcy Lewis: Oh that's kinda cool. Do you spend a lot of time with Pepper?

Maria Hill: No although sometimes she comes by and sees how I'm doing and asks me out to lunch.

Darcy Lewis: That's nice.

Maria Hill: It is.

Darcy Lewis: Hey I just remembered this time that me and Jane went out together. That was a fun night. Want me to tell you what happened?

Jane Foster: Don't you dare Darcy.

Darcy Lewis: Jane?! What the fuck are you doing here?

Jane Foster: To see what you were up to.

Maria Hill: I wanna know what happened.

Jane Foster: No you don't.

Maria Hill: Yes I do. Darcy tell me.

Jane Foster: Don't you dare Darcy.

Darcy Lewis: Sorry but Maria is insisting.

Jane Foster: I hate you Darcy.

Darcy Lewis: Well it all started when Jane took me out for dinner one night, nothing really special just dinner and the waitress comes up to our table. Me and Jane are both dressed in our kinda good dresses anyway the waitress serves us. We both had the spaghetti when we finished Jane asked for the bill and the waitress comes back, of course. She comes to get the money and before she goes she says "You two make a cute couple." God Jane's face was red as a tomato. It was a beautiful moment.

Maria Hill: Did you kiss her after the waitress left?

Darcy Lewis: Yep on her lips which are actually really soft.

Jane Foster: Why do you hate me Darcy?

Darcy Lewis: I don't. Listen I'll make it up in bed tonight.

Jane Foster: D-Darcy no!

Darcy Lewis: I was kidding unless you want me to sleep with you?

Jane Foster: No I do not!

Maria Hill: Are you sure?

Jane Foster: Shut the fuck up Maria. Darcy break is over get back to work.

Darcy Lewis: Oh. It was nice talking to you Maria.

Maria Hill: Same to you Darcy.