Girl Chat

Summer Vacation

Natasha Romanoff: It's nearly summer anyone got any plans?

Maria Hill: Beach.

Darcy Lewis: Staying in cause of rain.

Natasha Romanoff: The joys of living in Britain.

Darcy Lewis: Yeah.

Jane Foster: Be fair Darcy it's been nice the last couple of days.

Darcy Lewis: Maybe but it's still gonna rain.

Pepper Potts: What are you doing this summer Nat?

Natasha Romanoff: You mean what are we doing this summer.

Wanda Maximoff: Please don't start that.

Natasha Romanoff: I'm not Wanda.

Wanda Maximoff: You sure?

Pepper Potts: She promises. Otherwise she's sleeping on the couch tonight.

Wanda Maximoff: Okay.

Natasha Romanoff: We're taking a two week trip to Japan.

Pepper Potts: Are we?

Natasha Romanoff: Yeah. Had it planned for months.

Darcy Lewis: You're going to Japan. So jelly right now. Can I come?

Natasha Romanoff: Sorry Darcy. Me and the girlfriend only.

Darcy Lewis: Oh. Jane can we go to Japan?

Jane Foster: No. Cost too much money.

Darcy Lewis: That's what you always say.

Jane Foster: Cause it's true.

Maria Hill: Save up for next year?

Darcy Lewis: She'll spend the money on a new laptop or something like that.

Jane Foster: Darcy I need a new laptop.

Wanda Maximoff: Same.

Pepper Potts: Why do you need a new laptop Wanda. It's brand new, trust me I got it.

Wanda Maximoff: Well I was kinda angry and used my powers to snap it in two.

Natasha Romanoff: So that was the banging sound I heard the other day. You know I thought it was something different.

Wanda Maximoff: What else would it be?

Natasha Romanoff: Idk. Maybe you pinning Vision to the wall to try and kiss him.

Wanda Maximoff: Natasha!!

Darcy Lewis: So Vision is your crush. Mystery solved.

Pepper Potts: I knew it.

Maria Hill: Wait who's Vision again?

Pepper Potts: The humanoid robot that was made using Jarvis and the Tesseract.

Maria Hill: Oh. So Wanda you have a crush on a robot, what a big kink.

Wanda Maximoff: I hate you all. I really do.

Jane Foster: I didn't do anything.

Wanda Maximoff: I hate everyone but Jane.