Clint fuck off

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Natasha Romanoff: Girls prepare yourselves Clint says he's gonna find this chat.

Pepper Potts: He can't! Girls only!

*Clint Barton has joined the group chat*

Clint Barton: Not now.

Natasha Romanoff: Clint go away girls only and you're married.

Clint Barton: But I wanna talk to my favourite assassin besides myself.

Pepper Potts: Clint leave now or I will burn you. Try explaining that to your wife.

Clint Barton: Nat what did you do to Pepper?

Natasha Romanoff: I taught her self defense and how to control the extremis.

Maria Hill: She's become kinda violent.

Clint Barton: You mean you made Pepper go from a lovely kind person to a violent one?

Pepper Potts: I'm still nice but I can kick your ass.

Clint Barton: Okay. That's nice to know.

Maria Hill: Will you leave the chat now?

Clint Barton: No! Why should I?

Natasha Romanoff: Cause this chat is only for the girls.

Clint Barton: You girls can come chat in the our chat.

Maria Hill: That's why Natasha created this chat. To get away from you boys.

Clint Barton: What's wrong with us boys?

Natasha Romanoff: Do you really want me to answer that?

Clint Barton: No but I'll leave if you want me to.

Pepper Potts: Please do.

*Clint Barton has left the group chat*

Natasha Romanoff: Yes he's gone!

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