The Happy Unicorn

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It was a lovely day in Mystic Springs and the magical beings that inhabited the springs were out and about doing what they always do. Selling the hottest positions, trading rare butterfly's, and even pawning off illegal pixy dust....

"Here ya go, two pounds of blue and pink pixy dust" said Penelope VanSugarDust
"Hey you tryin' ta con me SugarDust? I asked for blue, pink, and purple pixy dust" protested CloudyButt

"Look CloudyButt, I couldn't get all the colors this time, y'know the type of business I run. I could get thrown in Candy Cane Prison for this, you and me both could" Penelope explained to CloudyButt.

"Fine, if you give me half a pound of green pixy dust by noon today I won't rat ya out. Deal"? suggested CloudyButt. "Ok, ok. Ya got yourself a deal, on one condition" agreed Penelope. "Hehe sure kid" said CloudyButt. "Ok my condition is....." *BANG*  "... Stay quiet". Penelope left the corpse cackling. He took the pixy dust and galloped out of the dark, abandoned ally way.

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Two Minutes Later
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Chaos. Fire. Everyone dead.

News reporter: " It's chaos, practically the end for this place. Officer, what do you have to say about this"?

Officer: "This is all because of one monster, one scoundrel, ONE MURDER"!

News reporter: "Who might that be Officer"?

Officer: " It is....... Pen.."

News reporter: "O-Officer.....AAHHH...."

"It's SugarDust, Penelope VanSugarDust"

"Haha now, where to next....hmmm.....Carmel Central looks like fun....."

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