One day in the magical realm of Jelly there was a kingdom. It was the most powerful kingdom the realm had ever known. It's ruler was a fair man, yet most were mislead because of his masculinity and size. He just so happened to be a gentle giant. His subjects loved their king because of his kind ways. Some say he cared for them more than he did himself.
On May 12 of the year 1373, a visitor came into the kingdom. The king wasn't expecting anyone that day, on account of the fact it was his only free day a year. The day before the Cotten Candy Harvest Festival. The king allowed the stranger in, with the accompaniment of two Royal Sugar Guards. "Hello good sir, what can I do for you? Make it quick for I have the rest of my very important duties to get to." Stated the king. "But sire, this is your day off, remember? Today there is nothing for you to do! Haha, silly sire forgetting his day off....." Laughed Higgins "Yes Higgins, I'm just trying to get back to my nap faster" whispered the king.
"I'm Jeff, a messenger from the nearby kingdom of Laughing Lollypops" stated the supposed 'Jeff '. There was a long extremely awkward silence. "...Well? I'm waiting for my message" the king said slightly annoyed. "Oh right! Sorry sire. The message was ' I, King Black Licorice, Declare War On The Gumdrop Kingdom and King Gummy Bunny '. Another long and awkward silence. "Fine. Higgins, rally the troops. We are going to war!" Yelled The King.
Seven months later...........
"Sire *cough* we a-are out of food"
"Then find more"
"Sire *gargle* *cough* *sputter* we a-are out o-of Cotten Candy bullets"
"ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE SURRENDER HIGGINS?!"
"W-well sire, our Frost Soldiers are in poor health, we are o-out *coughing fit* of food and water, and to top it off we don't have anymore Cotten Candy Bullets"
"I DON'T CARE HIGGINS. SHUT UP AND TELL THE TROOPS TO MARCH ON"
"Sire..."
"WHY, I SHOULD KILL YOU NOW HIGGINS. YOU CAN'T EVEN OBEY A SIMPLE COMAND! WHAT'S THE POINT IN LIVING IF YOU'R THAT WORTHLESS?"
"Sire *cough* *sputter* p-please don't"
"Sorry Higgins, but you are out of line. And you know what happens when people are out of line now and days"
"No. Please don't!"
"Bye bye Higgins"
King Gummy Bunny grabbed his dagger from his holster. He tackled Higgins, pinning him to the ground. The king raised his weapon and stabbed Higgins in the throat. He kept doing this over and over and over. Higgins was dying slowly, choking on his own blood. King Gummy Bunny stabbed Higgins in the abdomen, and Higgins let out a gurgle like cry. The king, now covered in blood grinned at the sight of his former friend dying. Higgins struggled for his life once more and then stopped. Dead. The king laughed and laughed and laughed.
Then suddenly, The King raised his dagger, now stained in Crimson blood, and stabbed himself in his skull. The king fell back. Dagger logged in his head. Hands limp and lifeless at his sides. And his face, contorted into a wide eyed - wicked smile.
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The Happy Book of Unicorns, Dreams, and Whatever Else I Feel Like Writing About!
Cerita PendekThis Book Consists of Many Little Short Stories That I Write Based On the Topic I Decide to Write About. Occasionally I Will Ask For Suggestions In the Comments or You Can Send Me Your Ideas.
