Death Note Randomness - Crazy obsessed fangirl edition

Hello my beautiful readers, this is just a short introduction before we get to reading my really weird book I wrote becuz I was bored and trying to practice being a comedian, sorry if I suck (Which I will) 

The tile, (Crazy obsessed fangirl edition) does imply that I am in fact a female. Well what did you all expect? I write fanfics for crying out loud! ROMANCE FANFICS. I don't know about you, but I don't know ANY boys who write stuff like I do. If I did, I would probably be scared...

I probably should have mentioned this before, but this book has MAJOR spoilers if you haven't finished the series/manga yet. If you ruin it for yourself by reading this, I will notice. Don't do it. I will find you. 

Plz don't think of me any different after reading this (Though I don't plan on ending any time soon) I realize I'm a completer weirdo, and u will too when u read. 

There may be some sexual content that has to do with L, and or Near. Maybe Mello, but I'm not that big a fan. Maybe Matt too. (All this content lodged into my brain needs to be written down. These fantasies aren't healthy XD) 

While your reading this introduction, still, you should go read my fanfics if you aren't already. Most ppl enjoy them so....ya

I TAKE REQUESTS. Just thought I should mention that. U know, any kind of requests. (If L's requesting then u know exactly what kind of requests I would NEVER say no to) 

Aha, see, I told you. This is the kind of stuff I think about every day! But I REGRET NOTHING. 

If any of you are wondering, this book cover was made by me. Ya I know, it's so awesome eh? 

Ok, this introduction is done now. So go away. Shoo, shoo. 

XD