Death Note Randomness - Crazy obsessed fangirl edition

Death Note Song Lyrics!

Oh lord, it's been 2 whole years since I last updated this! Sorry to have kept y'all waiting to read more of my awesomeness, but alas, I am here now! Joy to the world! Jk.

Anyways, I've been lacking both motivation and inspiration lately, so you can assume that's why this hasn't been updated in sooo long. I just had a little spark of an idea that I thought I would share and publish to this book, so here it is.

Before I get to that, though, I just wanted to say that I read this book over earlier today, and I must say, I'm freaking hilarious! Hopefully some of my newer stuff can be as funny as the stuff I'd written back then. I hope so, I really hate to disappoint.

Anyways guys, I'll get to the actual update now. I hope y'all enjoy, and I hope to be writing more in the future!

Peace bruh.

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Death Note Song Lyrics!

First song: Do you wanna build a snowman? - Frozen

Matt: *Knock knock knock knock knock*
"Do you wanna play some Xbox? C'mon, let's go and play! I never see you anymore, come out the door. It's like you've gone awayyyy.
But I know you haven't Mello! I can hear u eating chocolate in there!!!
We used to be best buddies (gay sex partners) and now we're not. I wish you would just go die!!!
Fucking shit Mello seriously open up I don't wanna sing anymore!!!
...
*sighs*
Do you wanna play some Xbox? It can be a playstation too I honestly don't care.
Mello: Go the fuck away Matt! *gunshot*
Matt: Fuck you Mello! This is my room too, seriously let me in, I haven't played Pokemon in over 6 hours!!!!
Mello: I SAID FUCK OFF!!!
Matt: Fine, fuck. Bye...

5 minutes later-

Matt: Do you wanna play some Xbox? Or ride Near down the stairs??
Not in the way I know you want to though, Mello.
I think some penetration is overdue, I started fucking with that dude down the haaaalll. It gets a little boring, oh, my bleeding heart. Just watching my Pokemon dieee. *bangs head on door 8 times*
... Fuck Mello! Seriously I'm so bored LET ME IN DAMMIT!!!
...
Ugh!!!

10 minutes later-

Matt: Mello, please I know your in there. People are asking where you've been.
Actually, no they haven't, but I just said that to make you feel better.
My butthole hurts from the loss of you, I'm right out here for you. Please, just let me in. Near's asking if I wanna, but it's just you and me. Except that guy last nighttttt. Do you wanna play some Xbox?
*sniffles*
I'll even bring you some Nutella....
Mello: *Opens door*
Matt: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

(Well, I made that super gay XD)

Second song: Blank Space - Taylor Swift (Y'all knew this was coming)

Light: So it's gonna be the hard way! Takada's going down in flames! You can't tell me when it's over, cuz I'm God and Ryuk loves this game! Gotta love those star-ex Detectives! They'll tell you I'm insane.
*Creepy laughter*
But I've got a Death Note baby! And I'll write your name!

(That was cliche but I had to include it, don't hurt me)

Third song: Talk Dirty to me - (I don't care who the artist is)

Misa: Talk Kira to me!
Light: You know the names in my book, no other info. Our conversations ain't long, but you know what is.
Misa: Oh Light!
Light: Actually no you don't, cuz I'll never show you! LOLZ!

(I don't even know...)

Fourth Song: Hummingbird Heartbeat - Katy Perry

Ryuk: You gimme that human heart attack! Spread my wings and make me flyyy. The taste of your apples are so sweet, when you gimme that human heart attack, human heart attack. Ah ah.

(Wut)

Fifth Song: Do ya like waffles? - Idk

Ryuk: Do you like killing?!
Light: Ya I like killing!
Ryuk: Do ya want a DeathNote?!
Light: Ya I want a DeathNote!
Ryuk: Do ya like suspicion?!
Light: No, not really.
Ryuk: Gotta get a mouthful!
Light: What?
Ryuk: Apples!
Light: Uhh...?
Ryuk: Apples!
Light: ...
Ryuk! Apples!
Light: Apples?
Ryuk: APPLES!!!

And yep, that's all I've got. If y'all have any song suggestions for me, just plop them right in the comment section and I'll try to come up with lyrics relating to Death Note for them. And who knows? I might make another Death Note lyric thing for this book! But ya, if u enjoyed this plz vote and comment, and I'll see u guys real soon!