Death Note Randomness - Crazy obsessed fangirl edition

My perverted mind in the act

MY PERVERTED MIND IN THE ACT. Jee, I wonder why it's called that?

Becuz, I'm gonna let u guys into my mind and maybe you'll be really disturbed, but this is what my mind wanders to. So, enjoy. 

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Example #1. 

The way L sits

My mind: Oh my garsh I love the way he sits it's so cute it's like a little child I wonder if his legs get tired like my mine do hey wait a sec he's sitting in the perfect position for me to just plant myself right inbetween there and trap myself so I can never get out but it's not like I'd want to and he'd be backed up against the couch trapped in his sitting position so I can just go I mean seriously he's just flauning it right there it's right there all spread it's like he's looking at me expecting me to stare right in there and taunting me that he's not even real and I can't have any of that like omg no. 

(The reason there are no periods or commas is becuz that's litterally how my mind thinks. Fangirling has no room for breathing!) 

Example #2. 

L's shirt hanging so low. 

Woah L's shirt is hanging really low I hope he knows that he'd better pull it up c'mon L MISA MIGHT BE CHECKING U OUT PULL UP THE F*****G SHIRT FOR F**K SAKES why don't they animate him with chest hair or something like c'mon I'm sure he has some and if he doesn't I'll still love his chest I mean what wait he loves strawberries so do I woah I could just stick a strawberry in his cute little belly button and eat it or maybe strawberry jam and then lick it off doesn't matter to me either way the surface is way more yummy than the food. 

(Woah... O_o) 

Example #3. 

L's obsession with sweets

Oh my goodness you love sweets that's so kewl HEY LITTLE BOY U WANT SOME CANDY I can take u to this awesome icecreame shop that I know of let me just blind fold u k? Oops, watch your step. Lots of white stuff :3

(...No, this icecream shop is not my basement! What chu talking about?)

Example #4. 

Matt's gaming obsession

Ok Matt, we all know that it's not just video games your looking up on that electronic of yours. (What's he doing on Sims!?) 

Example #5. 

Near's obsession with toys

Ok, I think the reason Near's obsessed with toys is becuz he misses his mom and his mom used to tell him that she was playing with toys when he woke up in the middle of the night when he wasn't supposed to. 

Example #6. 

Near's white hair 

Mello!!! 

(Near isn't albino, Mello just uses some horrific stuff as hair dye)

Example #7. 

L's inability to sleep. 

Well I wouldn't want to sleep with Light around either!  Who knows what stuff he'd try to pull when they're forced to sleep in the same bed and he can do stuff and L can't get away cuz they're chained together. Sleeping means letting your guard down. L is smarter than you even know...

Example #8. 

L licking a donut, and tieing a cherry stem in a knot with his tounge. 

What can I say? L is certainly good with his tounge. Maybe he should put it to use. I'd like that very much. 

Example #9. 

L's pale skin. 

Guys, I don't know if you know this, but the reason L has such pale skin is becuz he doesn't get any sun and the reason for that is becuz I've been keeping him under by blankets for as long as I can remember and don't expect me to let him out either. I don't hear him complaining. 

(No, not becuz I've been feeding him strawberry cake, shut up.) 

I don't have another example becuz I'm Christian and my perverted thoughts have stopped my mind is like a timer only goes for a limited time so srry but enjoy the video to the side. 

Until next time!