Death Note Randomness - Crazy obsessed fangirl edition

How to scare the crap out of/annoy the Death Note characters

Hello there all my lovely little pop tarts! I hope your day is going well, cuz it's about to get even better as your reading this! No, not becuz I wrote anything that was funny, but becuz I found the most hilarious video and now I'm showing u. ENJOY...

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SOME HONEY NUT CHEERIOS!

You'll get it after you watch the video...

Alone...

In the dark...

With your window open...

Umm, what?

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Light Yagami

Scare the crap out of:

Run to him screaming that Misa is pregnant with his kid. When he argues that it's not possible becuz they never "did it" inform him that she did some horrific things to him while he was sleeping. MUST BE DONE WITH A POKER FACE. 

Repeatedly listen to any song with the title "Heart attack" and continue to wink at him as your singing along.

Show him all the L x Light stuff. 

Annoy: 

Tell every one of his friends that his last name spelled backwards is imagay and watch them all laugh about it. No more Mr. Popularity huh?!?

Repeatedly poke him while your in class until he freaks out at you and gets in trouble. 

Chuckle like Ryuk all the time. 

Tell him that you know what L stands for and when he asks what whisper into his ear "Longer than Light." And walk away like nothing happened. 

Tell the press that you found a sex tape of him and Misa. 

Throw an apple in the air when your with him and film it disappearing so you can show Ryuzaki (Ryuk ate it) 

Ask him why he's so obsessed with potato chips, and before he can answer say "Is it becuz they're salty? You like salty things, don't you, imagaaaaaaayyy?" (I hope u guys caught that so I don't have to explain)

L 

Scare the crap out of: 

Show up at HQ and claim your looking for L and give them proof that you know him. When L accuses you of being Kira you say "What? No, I'm that cake you ate last week, remember? I was reborn as a human to have my revenge. Kira is the least of your problems buddy." 

Hide all the cakes and tell him that cake was officially banned from the country. 

After a long time of waiting, yell "L! Go to sleep already! I can't quietly observe your beautifulness unnoticed when your always awake!" 

Annoy:

Tell him he needs to change his appearance and offer to go buy him blue eyeliner rather than black. 

When he refuses to share his cake, yell at the top of your lungs "But L Laaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwll." Until he shares with you. (Emphisize the Lawl part, so that you don't actually give away his name) 

Ask him why he's not fat when he eats sweets all the time. When he answers "I burn off the callories by using my brain" crap, call him a liar and at the top of your lungs, accuse him of wearing "that thingy that girls wear under their shirts to make them look skinny." Before he can reply, lift up his shirt frantically to see if your accusations are right.