WHAT IS LOVE?
"Baby don't hurt me."
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Love is an excuse to be emotional over someone
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This chart shows how many love songs produced in the last 20 years were actually good
NONE
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1996 2000 2010 Now
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WHAT'S A RELATIONSHIP?
"A waist of time"
Once said a wise man
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IS LOVE REALLY IN THE AIR?
"No. But oxygen, dead skin, and germs are."
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Oxygen atom
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WHAT THE @$&# IS MARRIAGE?
"When two love birds become a love eagle."
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WHY GET MARRIED WHEN I COULD EAT CEREAL ALL DAY AND WATCH "THE REAL HOUSE WIVES OF ATLANTA"?
"That's what IM saying!"
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DOES LOVE END?
"Well, all GOOD things come to an end so no."
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WHAT'S DIVORCE?
"The beginning of finding out what the world's really like."
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SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY?
"Ew. Love."
