WHATS THE US GOVERNMENT?
"A screwed up system
made to rule over small
helpless people."
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IS THE US GOVERNMENT WATCHING ME?
"I can't disclose that information"
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WHAT HAPPENS IF THERE'S A FLAW IN MY LIFE SO SMALL, EVEN OUR MOST ADVANCED MICROSCOPES COULD NOT DETECT IT AT ALL?
"Blame it on the President."
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WHAT HAPPENS IF GAS PRICES RAISE .000005 CENTS?
"Get angry at the economy."
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ANY TIPS ON BEING A TRUE AMERICAN?
"Well....
• BE SNOTTY
•COMPLAIN
•WATCH "KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS"
•BE JUDGMENTAL ABOUT ALL"
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CONGRATS YOUR NOW AN OFFICIAL US CITIZEN! NOW START COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!
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WHATS NATIONAL DEBT?
"It's like water, and we're all drowning"
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HOW BADLY ARE WE DROWNING IN NATIONAL DEBT?
"So let's say that for every dollars we owe to any other country, a foot of water is added to a flood.
So basically our flood is the size of the sun."
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Our flood Earth
