WHAT ARE CATS?
"Beasts from hell."
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WHERE DO I GET A CAT?
"At the animal shelter. Duh"
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Why are cats mean?
"Well there's a chemical in them called rudashel ||Rōōd-ãs-hêl - (Noun) a chemical inside cats which results in them being mean. (I.E: My cat has a high level of Roodashel in her system which means she hates everything in existence.)"
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PERSON WRITING THE BOOK, DON'T YOU HAVE A CAT?
"Yes and she's wonderful, but that doesn't mean they all are."
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HOW MANY CATS ARE MEAN?
"At least 50 percent"
O__/
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^ Cat ^
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SO IF A DOG IS MAN'S BEST FRIEND, THEN WHAT'S A CAT???
"Man's fake friend."
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ANY THING ELSE I SHOULD KNOW?
"When you die, after a few days they eat your corps."
Muhahaha O___/
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SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED?
"Nothing. You've learned nothing."
