WHAT ARE CHILDREN?
"little humans who whine. A lot."
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HOW MUCH DOES A CHILD WHINE EVERYDAY?
"How long does the sun shine and the stars glisten?"
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IF CHILDREN ARE SO #%*$&@ING ANNOYING, THEN WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE THEM?
"Did you know that psychopathic tendencies are sweeping this great nation?"
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SO WHEN DO CHILDREN STOP BEING ANNOYING?
"Look at question two and replace 'who' with 'when'.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN?
"Gosh no! I'm 13!"
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SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY?
"ALWAYS be careful what you wish for."
