THE KARDASHIANS

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WHO ARE THE KARDASHIANS?
"A bunch of women on a "reality" tv show."
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WHATS REALITY TV?
"A bunch of garbage."
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WHAT ARE THE NAMES OF SOME OF THESE SO CALLED "KARDASHIANS"
"Well...
•Thing One
•Thing Two
•Mrs idiot
•Lips
•boobs
•makeup
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WHAT'S THEIR BEST SEASON?
"This chart represents their ___seasons."
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Start             \ now
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ARE YOU WATCHING THE KARDASHIANS WHILE WRITING THIS?
"Ironically, yes."
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DO THEY HAVE ANY TALENT?
"If being pretty counts, then yes."
                     O Hey it's Kim
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Accurate picture or Kim.
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SOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED?
"Nothing."
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BONUS:
IS ALL REALITY TV SCRIPTED?
"My producers said to say no."

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